Britney Fan(well....not really fan...) Fiction
Stories
- Story 1: Sleeping Ugly~~By:Ashley
Story 1~Sleeping Ugly
By: Ashley
One day Sleeping Ugly ~ also known as Britney ~ was looking in the
mirror admiring her newly enlarged boobs.
"Oh, like, they are so, like, perfect! I hope, like, Prince Justin
likes them!"
That's when it hit her {One more time…LOL sorry had to add that in
there! J } she was gonna get her non - loving parents to take her to pay
Prince Justin a visit.
"Mommy! Like, can you like, take me to see like, Prince Justin? Like,
I want him to see like, the boobs you bought me!" Britney whined.
"Honey, I'm to busy trying to figure out what fake thing I'll buy you
next!"
"Mommy! PLEASE?!?!" she whined some more.
" Britney NO!!!!" Her mom yelled.
With that Britney was so upset that she ran out of the Spears'
Trailer Home and went searching for some place she could relax. When she was
running she spotted a tall tower. It seemed to be uninhabited so she decided
to go up. When she got halfway up she realized she's not as skinny and fit as
she thought she was! But she knew she had to go on! When she reached the top
she saw a little person spinning something. Then she realized it was Chris
from *NSYNC and he was spinning a record.
"Like, Hi Chris! Like, what are you like, doing up here?"
"I'm spinning my records you dumbass!"
"Ohhhh…like, can I spin, too??"
"Uhhh… yea sure", said Chris with a wicked smile on his face, "you
can use the 'special one'."
"Oh, like, yay!" she said and giggled feverishly.
Now as we should all know Britney doesn't know how to spin a record,
but Chris would "teach" her.
"Okay Britney, what you do is you have to touch this needle here to
make sure it's … umm … well if it's hot then it's alright to use, got it?"
Chris explained.
" Um, like, yea okay. I'm a fast learner ya know?"
Britney put her finger to the needle and touch it.
" Um … like … it's … hot", then she fainted.
"Muhahahaha!!! To bad that damn thing only puts her to sleep until a guy
kisses her … but who the hell is gonna kiss her ugly ass?"
and of he went.
About 30 minutes later, at Justin's castle, Chris walked in and told
Justin about it all.
" Yo, Chris dat's gotta be the phatest thing to happen! Finally dat
hoe is off my ass! Hey JC wake up! You got's to hear this foo!"
After 10 minutes the whole group knew of it and finally felt they
could lead normal lives.
*******AT BRITNEY'S TRAILOR HOME******
"Hey Aunt Lynne, where's Britney? I need her", said Chad as he
entered the dining room.
" Chad can't you see I'm busy?? Oh by the way what's the name of that
color Brit uses to 'tan' with? She needs more."
" Uhhh, Awesomely Orange I believe."
Britney's mom smiled, nodded, and told Chad to leave.
As Chad is walking around he spots the tower Britney is asleep in. He
decides to explore it. He reaches the top and sees Britney lying there. He is
so horrified at the sight. He wants her awake again, but is led to believe a
PRINCE has to kiss her, so he goes off to find Justin.
******AT THE TIMBERLAKE CASTLE******
****Ding Dong****
The butler answers the door and is face to face with Chad.
" Hey, um is Prince Justin home? It's urgent I talk to him!"
"Yeah hold up. YO J-DAWG! SOME GUY NEEDS TO SPEAK WITH YOU!"
With that, Justin slides down the banister and lands at the door.
" Yo foo what da hell do YOU want?"
"I need your help! See Britney is asleep and needs a Prince to kiss
her and wake her up! You HAVE to do it!"
" Oh Hellz no! I ain't gonna kiss that bitch! Hell… nasty. Why you
want her awake anyways?"
" Because I love her! You know the incest thing we got goin' on!"
"Awwww man dat's nasty! I still ain't gonna kiss her tho!"
"Fine… I will… hopefully it'll work!"
"Well hell if it does you bess move your incest asses BACK to Louisiana
so I can remove this restraining order. It's getting mad expensive! I needz
dat money to be spendin' on mah Benz!"
"Fine it's a deal!"
With that Chad ran back to the tower and kissed Britney. She
(unfortunately) woke up, but Chad kept his promise. The Spears' moved back to
Louisiana and all of Florida and surrounding states lived happily ever after!!
*********THE END!!!*******