* You consider McDonald's "real food"

* You actually like doing laundry at home

* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends

* It starts getting late on the weeknights

* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

* You'd rather clean than study

* "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night

* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

* Minesweeper is more than a game, it's a way of life

* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

* You know the pizza boy by name

* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

* You live for getting mail

* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

* Prank phone calls become funny again

* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)

* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

* You find out milk crates have so many uses

* Wal-mart is the coolest store

* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)

* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long