Love Labors Lost in Space

Bender's log,
A planet is collasping, and I, Fry, and Leela were on a mission to help save endangered animals. While Leela was looking for help, we came upon this spaceship owned by captain Zap Brannigan...A captain. He met Leela, and fell in love. While me and Fry were stuck in a prison...Kinda.

Fear of a Bot Planet

Bender's log,
Today I was asked to deliver a package to this Robotic world, inhabited by robots. Those robots are evil and kill any human-being in sight. The robots found me, and took me to their place. I was then teaching all robots in the world how to track, hunt, and kill humans. I didn't want to go home, because everyone treated me with respect. When the robots found Fry and Leela, I was asked to destroy them. I didn't, and I explained how humans are harmless. Then a bunch of robot elders came and tried to destroy all of us! Then Fry came up with an idea of fire-breathing humans. While the elders were dicussing if fire-breathing humans existed, we ran like hell!

A Fistful of Dollars

Bender's log,
It all started when I was caught stealing Mom's Old Fashion Robot Oil. While Fry was getting money from his old bank account to get me out, he discovered that his 93 cents was now 4.3 billion dollars! He then wasted almost half his money on a can of anchovies since it does not exist anymore. Then MOM, the owner of Mom's Old Fashion Robot Oil came to try to buy the anchovies. She really needed it because she wanted to make cheap, cheap robot oil for us! So she decided to have her workers to help her. They know that Fry's ID number for his credit card is the price of a burger and a large soda. Why? Because they wanted to steal his money, so he'll be bankrupt, then buy Fry's anchovies. They found out his ID number, but Fry didn't want to sell his anchovies. He gave up the money for us. He wanted to share his anchovies with us. Well, we didn't really enjoy the anchovies... But Zoidberg did!

My Three Suns

Bender's log,
Fry was sent to deliver something to the Galaxy of Terror. It was hot in there, and Fry was thirsty. Then he found a bottle. He was really thirsty, so he drank the liquid. Then, he found out that he drank the emperor! He was replaced as the new emperor, but then found out that emperors are assasinated to replace with a new emperor! And some of them a few seconds after another one was replaced for the emperor! Fry discovered that the emperor he drank was not dead yet, and then the water-beings wanted to get the emperor out, so they dicided to shred Fry into pieces! Me, Zoidberg, and Amy decided to make him cry in order to get the emperor out. So we decided to beat the living hell out of Fry until he starts to cry out the emperor.