"Okay let me get this straight…I'm related to some big assed, wait…small assed tattooed, multi-colored hair freak of nature who is in one of the biggest pop groups in the world…wait he isn't in N Sync…anyway why would I care?"
"Hey I resent that…" AJ said.
"Shut up you tattooed multi-colored hair freak of nature, wasn't I talking to you."
"Than who were you talking to?" Kevin wanted to know.
"An imaginary friend?" Nick guessed.
"He is not imaginary only invisible…and his name is Jonathan George Ronald Andrew Zimmer Allers Taymore the fifth. His nickname is Tay and he love to make fun of popular boy bands. So Aaron you're safe. Now Tay, get away from Kevin and go upstairs…I really don't feel like being grounded for your antics." Hunter said with perfectly serious face on.
"Okay, I think it is time for the nice white room with the padded walls." Nick said taking a step away from me.
"It's okay, I'm not insane…crazy yes, insane no. Tay is a real person. He is one of my best friends and is even more messed up than I am." She produced a picture so they really would not call the men in the white suits.
"Dinner!" Mrs. Hawkins yelled from the dinning room. When they sat down they were served a reddish-pinkish lump. No one else dared to touch it, so Hunter took a knife and poked it. It moved.
"It's alive! Mom I thought I told you that Miss Norman wasn't taking anymore donated experiments from this house since the last one tried to eat Megan Saverine…not like anyone would notice…if she turned sideways you couldn't see her…"
"Are all your friends like you?" Aaron asked.
"Nope!" they all sighed in relief, "They are even more strange than I! I am the most normal of them all." They all grimaced. "Now if you don't mind I am going to cook something edible. And if you want some, don't say anything…Aaron come and help…"
"Ooh…it looks like Hunter has a crush on our little Air-boy!" AJ pretended to wipe a tear away.
"For your information Alexander, I have a boyfriend and his name is Sean. And mom this time he is not afraid of hoses or horses!" Hunter stalked into the kitchen and soon they could here water start to boil.
"So…Hunter" Aaron started.
"Call me Green…goes better with my style."
"Okay Green how can Tay be so much weirder/crazier than yourself?"
"Well lets see…he changes his hair color almost everyday, I change it about once a month unless I really like the color. So this will last at least two months… more if I can't get enough money." Then she started singing while the sauce:
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy hn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstook, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
"Wow you can sing!" Aaron comented.
"No really, I thought I was whistiling…" Hunter said sarcastically.
"Meow, no need to be sarcastic."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." The sauce was ready and the pasta was cooked so I brought into the dinning room.
"Hey Nick did you know Hunter could sing?" Aaron asked his older brother.
"Aaron I thought I told you I was whistling." The other's looked confused. "So Kevin I heard you were a Ninja Turtle." Kevin blushed.
"Can we hear you sin- whistle?" Howie asked, I could tell he was the sweet one in the group never mind the teenyboppers that I babysat for blasted their music and told me random facts.
"Well I won't sing We Didn't Start the Fire. I'll do Crash and Burn. Sense a theme?" Then she opened her mouth and these words came out:
When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please to tame your wild wild heart
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relieve and people can be so cold
When darkness is upon your door and you feel like you can't take
anymore
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
When you feel all alone
And a loyal friend is hard to find
You're caught in a one way street
With the monsters in your head
When hopes and dreams are far away and
You feel like you can't face they day
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
Because there has always been heartache and pain
And when it's over you'll breathe again
You'll breath again
When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
To tame your wild wild heart
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
Everyone looked at her, surprised at the angelic sounds that came out of the seemingly demonic human.
"No you guys I do not worship Satan, in fact I am very far from it. True I like to look at the Wiccan religion, but I don't worship the Devil. Even if some of my friends do worship the Japanese God of Death, Shinigomi. Now stop starring. Most stereotypes are false so get it out of your head. Now if you excuse me there is something I have to do, not that I want to, but I really don't want to be a total procrastinator. Off I go into Homework land in which the teachers rule, and I am planning a revolt. See ya!" With that little speech done and over with, Hunter skipped, yes skipped up the stair to her room, planning the idiotic thing in most peoples' books but in hers fun thing to go.
