"Why, hello there. How are this evening? As good as I look, hopefully;op"
"TV GUIDE we have arrived. Too bad we had to do so in about a pound of makeup. Do girls really like it when guys wear girlie stuff? I mean, come on!! Its different when I'm in the privacy of my own room, but on the cover of a magazine is completely different."
"The rest of the guys said they were taking me out for a nice run through the country but they freakin' LEFT ME. Remember when I was off for awhile...THAT'S where I was, trying to find my way home. Yeah, that's what they won't tell you."
"Nobody can have too many pictures of themselves...especially if that somebody is me."
"I was having a Tobey moment...*sniff*"
"My hair is naturally yellow, thank you very much. Haha!! This was taken at a "YM" (short for 'Young and Modern'...me to a 't' bay-b, hahaha) promotional signing."
"Well you don't have to put it on a huge sign!! Hahaha!! This was at a Virgin Mega Store signing."
"I guess we can't all be lucky and have a jacket. All I have to say is...it was a PROMOTIONAL t-shirt."
"Awww, the boy next door. Little does anyone know, I'm not really the proverbial 'boy-nextdoor'. I'm more like the boy two doors down. The one who is a bit of a rebel. Who defies all logic. Who...ah crap, who am I kidding. I'm the 'excuse-me-sir-they-delivered-your-mail-here-by-mistake', 2-bit, Disneyland poster boy and my mommy loves me for it;op"
"Man I hate it when they dress us alike, like we're quints or something. Oh and they had to pick THE ugliest shirts ever to. I mean, we're not oompa-loompas!! We're not supposed to look the same!"
"Uh, hi. Hahaha!! This is my "I wasn't ready for this picture" impersonation."
"Here I am at a concert in South Dakota. I seriously think that most people who come to our concerts are either dressed in tighty whitey tank tops, baby blue or are barely wearing anything at all. Hahaha!!!"
"Here I am on "Sabrina the Teenaged Witch". I mean, I had to dance with the robotron cat while everyone else got to have all the fun. Why must I be the one to sacrafice? Huh? Why must my youth be flushed down the toilet? Why do I have to shine everybody's shoes? This sucks....Ok I'm better:o) Its all good:op"
"What can I say? I was born with a small forehead. Its not like I'm Joey and try to build it up by using my head to drive nails into the wall. He seriously needs to stop that too. He looks like an Indian maiden with the red dot."
"And my heart will go on annnnd ooonnn. Haha"
"Here I am during Christmas when I was younger. PROOF, that my eyebrows have always looked like that."
"This is me a few years later in my 'Dukes of Hazard' pajamas. I used to pretend I was Luke because he had the whole blonde thing happenin'"
"Me...on a horse. Not much more can be said. It wasn't a special day or anything. Just me on a horse. Yeah. Now there's a story."
"This was taken during the "I Want You Back" video shoot. Oh yeah, who's you're daddy? I hope this ends the whole situation about people saying I'm all girlie and what not. When was the last time you saw a girl with pipes like those? That's what I thought."
"I was on "The Rosie O'Donnell" show when this one was taken. They let me sit up front because I am a huge fan of hers. The only thing that ticked me off was how Rosie kept talking to Joey. HELLO!! Hasn't she seen the shirt-less picture of me?"
"Here is the cover of our first American-released album. I don't know WHY they had me at the end. HELLO, I'm the 3rd most popular member of the group!! I should have been in the middle. Stupid Lou and his dillusions. 'Oh I think JC looks like me when I was younger so lets put him in the middle'. Whatever."
"This photo here was taken for 'Entertainment Weekly'. I felt like I was doing an ad for Pepto. Why does everything have to be pink?"
