"This is the 'Michael Jackson-meets-Alice-in-Wonderland' look that is so in demand right now. Hahaha!! Not to be confused with the 'Jeff Gordon-meets-Martha-Stuart' look which was SO five minutes ago."
"Wow, I sure am flamin' in this pic...HOLD IT, NO!! That didn't come out right...I mean I didn't SAY it right. Uh, it wasn't my idea to wear makeup that's all I have to say......next question please."
"I'm just a rebel girls...lock yourselves in at night because J-Man is on the loose. Haha!! Yup, I've got my very own permanent tic-tac and I'm feelin' good about it. Just as long as I'm still adored by many...I am, right? This isn't going t hurt my status is it?! Not that I care but...I DO!!"
"I don't care what anybody says, they looked good!! I mean, they did right? I didn't look stupid did I? Oh PLEASE say I was still cute for that week!!"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I have a queer-assed elephant on my shirt. Hahaha!!"
"Hi, we're the gym janitors."
"I know what you're thinking, but Mardi Gras beads can be masculine too!! Ah, no you're right. I look like a twinkie. Slap some wings on me and call me Tinker Bell. Ah crap. Maybe these aren't Mardi Gras beads at all...maybe they are looove beads cause that's how they worked for me. Girls saw them and loved them."
"A word to the wise, never sit on anything hard after getting anything removed from your butt. The medication helped though:op However, it made me kind of loopy. So loopy that I kept one of the butt-boils, dressed it all up nice 'n pretty, named it Lou and let it manage us. Hahaha!!"
"Nice to have the alert-looking guards;op Oh but when they kick into action, teeny bopper remnants everywhere."
"You've got to ac-cent-tuate my cheek bones...e-lim-inate my uneven tones, Crack on to my side burns...don't mess with Mr. Afro-sheen."
"So pretty."
"I had to get a pedicure for this picture, and to tell you the truth, it was pretty refreshing. I mean, its not like I'm a priss or anything. I got clear polish."
"Ooo, I think orange just might be my color. Maybe I'll have to change my favorite team!! Ah, who am I kidding, I look good in all colors. This humble thing my publicist told me about is so hard!! Who has time to be humble when you look dis gooood?!"
"Dis is when I, I mean WE, were on Leno. Uh, I mean on his show. I was just startin out wit da brown hair and everyone thought I was Ryan Phillipe. Actually, just me."
"Now did is me at a concert in my trademark white tank-top. I'd call it a wife-beater, but my publicist says it "soils my image" so...its a tank top. Don't I look fine? Heck yeah. That's all I need to know...that I think I am a hottie. Who cares what anyone else thinks."
"I'm about 3 in this picture. Ya know, actually, I never thought it was possible but I'm pretty sure I was the only kid to be hott. Man, I was one adorable kid."
"In this pic, we're posin wit those guys from 98 degrees. I mean, yeah, they're muscley, but come on. They ain't got nuthin on me, right? I could take 'em. Ain't a thang."
"Dis was taken at Summer Jam. I had practiced this pose for TWO weeks and I'm quite happy with the way it came out. It kinda makes me look deep and thoughtful. If I write a novel, THIS is definately the pic for the back."
...more to come...
