"Yeah, that's right, I was on 'TV GUIDE'. I mean, its no big deal but if it helps me get a few more dates its alright. Haha!! Yeah, like I need some t.v. info mag to help me in that department. Sassy...oh yes;op Too bad my mascara was running...damn that 'Steel Magnolias' movie."
"Agua la vista, baby. Haha!! I got that from '3rd Rock'."
"I'm so happy I'm glowing!! *sniff* Or else, I'm WAY more angelic than anyone gives me credit for;op Naw...its probably just the reflectors on my shirt."
"'GUESS' how gay I feel wearing this shirt. I just HAD to wear the pinky ring that day too."
"This was taken at the "Miss Teen USA" pageant". Ah, fun times. I could hardly contain myself. As you can see, Justin and I had just crapped our pants because Kathy Lee Gifford had just walked by us
mid-change so we saw too much..........sorry, I blacked out there for a minute. My therapist says the initial shock/damage will take years to fade, but until then I shouldn't think about it..........................dammit!!"
"Excuse me, can I get some wine with this cheese. Hahaha!!!"
"Here I am improving the show "Sabrina the Teenaged Witch". Trust me, it needs all it can get."
"This is my "meeting the parents" front...er, I mean, its my sweet side:op"
"Go Joe, Go Joe!! Yeah baby!! Who can dance? I can dance. I can dance well. God gave me a gift...I dance well. I dance very well."
"Well, I figured I'd better put this one in here so it doesn't look like I'm trying to hide something. It was Halloween alright. Give me a break!!"
"This is me when we were on Rosie. We've been on there, like, 3 times. Rosie always talks to me the most. She must've seen the shirtless pictures of me."
"I was a youngin in this picture. I had only had enough time to accumulated half a dozen girlfriends by this time. I was young though. Pimpin' ain't easy."
"Me with JC in a booth...yeah that's my ideal afternoon. Plus he kept farting, thus the faces I'm making."
"No wonder the ladies love me...haha."
"Well, here we are. So many things could be said...haha!! If JC needs a fall-back...insurance."
"Who would YOU choose? Neanderthal-man...or Mr. Maffia? Who's got the power? Haha!!"
"Yes he did...Justin's face was like RIGHT there too. Haha!!"
