"Only YOU can prevent forest fires...so help me out with this one. There's a burning bush thing happenin' here."
"All my dreams are coming true *sniff*. First, I got a descent haircut, then I got a record deal and now this. Aw man, all I need is a guest spot on Sesame Street and all my childhood dreams will be complete. Well, except for the one about creating edible paste but hey, isn't ALL paste edible?"
"Run!! Its Armageddon!! Its only seconds until these buildings, the ones right here behind me that look as if they were built in the late part of the 19th century, START BLOWING UP!!! I don't know about you, but I don't wanna get this jersey dirty!!!"
"Just act natural. I mean, how can they not expect me to take them? They leave them on the table like that. I wonder if I can go to hell for this. Naw, they're just menus, right? They give me purpose."
"Justin needs to seriously trim those."
"This is the "come with me" photo. Its suppose to make us more "believable" or some crap like that. I mean, hello!!! We're in the biz, "believable" isn't required. Its full of fake boobs, personas and fast cars. Well, unless some bacon-butt, ham-hock named Lou tried to sue you for all you're worth in which case its a life full of grilled-cheese, desginer imposter perfume and 7-Elevens...thank God for the fake boobs. Hahaha!!!"
"Yes, well, I'd have to say that Justin is the happiest one in the group."
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that glow stick. Dammit, it was a dare!!"
"This was taken when we were at the Miss Teen pageant. Over-zealous? Maybe."
"I'm blue da ba de daba da ba daba de dop."
"Here I am on the set of "Sabrina". Man, now that I look at this picture...I kinda look like a bee!! Or a pee puddle."
"This is me at one of our concerts. Actually, not to sound full of myself or anything, but I think I look fine in this picture. Oh yeah. Whatchu think?"
"Urrr? We were going for the confused-dog look in this one. Haha!! Joey totally conquered that."
