-Sandra
I was sitting in my room,on my bed,waiting for an *NSYNC concert to come on.I was gonna tape it so I had my VCR and tape ready.Finaly I actualy get to tape it"I said to myself. So I tapped it.Almost in 100 blinks of an eye it was over. I then thought that they might be on the radio. So I tuned in to WOMP FM,The best radio station in the world. They said"Whoever is the first caller they will recive a front row ticket and a backstage pass. I called and I was the third caller. When I heard the word sorry I hung up the phone. Then I tunned in for the news on channel 9 thinking that they might be on it for selling millions of copies of their record"NO STRINGS ATTACHED". I was watching it and then I heard on tv that they were staying in the hotel"HLOIDAY INN! I jumpped with joy! But then I realized that I have no chance meeting them there. So I went to a restraunt and ordered a Dr.Pepper cause that's Lance's favorite drink. So I sat down and drunk it and started walking! home. Then I felt this soft warm hand on my shoulder! I turnned around and it was LANCE BASS! I said"Your,Your,Your,Lance Bass! He said with a cute smile"Yes I am Lance Bass! Then he said"I was at the radio station cause I couldn't sleep cause of the other guys snoring.Well anyways to get back to the story I heard you and you sounded like you realy wanted those that ticket and that backstage pass! So i'm giving you these. I jumpped with joy and said"Thanks! Then Lance said"You sound pretty nice except for the time you hung up on WOMP Fm but i'll froget that. Do you want to go on a date? I said"Sure! Then I said"Can we go to the beach? and Lance said"We sure can! I'll race ya! I started running but he was faster than me so he beat me! When we got there he took off his shirt! I said"OH MY GOD! He then said"Haven't you ever seen me with my shirt off in a picture? I said"Yeah but not up close! Lance said"Well it's the same thing. Do you want to go swimming? I said"Yeah! So we ran! in to the ocean and swam. Then he picked me up and threw me under the water. Then when I came up I dunked him then when he came up we laughed! Then we decided to get out of the water cause we were getting wrinkled skin. I ran and knocked him down but I didn't knock him down hard! So we sat in the sand. Lance was holding me. Then He said"I'm the only who rocks your world right? I said"Yes! Then I said"My heart is under lock and key! Together we can set it free! Then out of the blues he asked me to marry him! I said"Yes! I do! Then I said"Do you want to get Freaky Deaky? He said"Not until we get married! I said"Let's get married! "But we need a ring so we can get married and engaged! So we ran to the NEW TOWN MALL and we bought three rings! One for me to get engaged and two to get married! So then we got married at St.Marry's Church! Then we went on a honey moon to France. We ate Scargo and thought it tasted NASTY! We stayed in France for three days and returned home to Ohio.Then we saw Justin and he said"We had to put on a couple of performance's with out you! Then Lance said"You know how to do everthing right! So I know you done good with out me! Then Justin said"What did you do? Lance said"I got married! Then Justin said" WHO,WHEN,WHAT.WHERE,AND WHY? Lance said"I got married to Uvernona McCarthy,June16.2000,at St.Marry's Church,cause she likes me for who I am! Not What I do! Then Justin said"Why did you get married with out us knowing it? Lance got mad and said"Shut up Mr.Perfect! And before Lance left he told Justin that his wife and him was expecting two twin boys!
8 months past and he missed all of his concerts! We seen Justin in K-Mart and Lance said to him"My wife and I decided to name one of our twin boys after you. It's name is gonna be Justin Randall Bass. Our other boy's name is James Lance Bass Jr.! Then they apologized for fighting! Then I started to have pains! Lance screamed and said"She's haveing boys and i'm gonna be a father! Then he put me in the back of his truck and rushed me to the hospital and I had my babies! Lance said"I'm a father right now! The other guys came and visited me and they said"Congradgualtions! Then when I got out of the hospital Lance and Justin told me that they decided I should be part of their prefect harmoney! So I packed up some stuff from my house and put it in the tour bus! Lance and I shared bunks! So I was warm and Cozey if you know what I mean! I kept my ticket and threw the backstage pass out into the crowd! So that lucky person got to go backstage after the concert! I kept! my ticket for memories so I could remember how Lance and I got Married!
-Uvernona McCarthy (Bass)