Fashion Police. It's Called Self-Respect, Look It Up.
	The AMA's. Well, shiiiit. Is that NSYNC at yet another awards show looking like boobs? Why yes, yes it is. Did they join the space program? You think they'd take wear something decent while doing a tribute to Billy Joel. ~Wendi

Everbody In Shorts. I don't know if this is as ugly as it is strange. We have seen the boy's in shorts maybe once. Odd. Oh, but JuJu is sporting one of my biggest pet peeves. Listen good kid, if your gonna wear shorts that long you mine as well be wearing pants. ~Wendi

Wow! Cool Board, Wipeout. This would be the kids choice awards. Now, let's just skip to Chris and JC. Chris, you are not muscley, hell your not toned, get a fucking clue and knock it off with that sleeveless noise. Now, JC's little rainjacket... I bet I have an explaination for that. His mom was backstage and right before they went on she yelled "JC! Put on your slicker, it may rain later." ~Wendi

Euro Days. Y'all remember those body suits that were cool when I was in junior high? The ones that were real tight and snapped between your legs? That's what this reminds me of. ~Wendi

The VMA's. Probably the best of the awards shows, right here, but I have issues. First, Joey looks like a homosexual Ronald McDonald, and second, JC is wearing a dark shirt with those 'ol time piano player garders on them. Oh and Lance? Are those prescription?

The Zoo Called... Oh! How pretty! Look at all the vibrant colors. I wondering what animal attacked their shirts before the preformance. ~Wendi