Dumbass stuff
Ok so this is just a collection of thoughts (yes we do think occasionally) opinions and qoutes. It is ment to be funny and entertaining. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: This is a collection of stuff I have either thought up or read somewhere I do not remember where I got most of these. So if you are the creater of an idea on this page or I got this off your site and you do not want this on my page or you would like credit for it then please email me at tommygirl_32725@yahoo.com
Stuff dumbasses wonder
- If cats always land on thier feet and toast always lands butter side down then what would happen if you took a peice of toast and strapped it on the back of a cat and dropped it?
- If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented?
- Ever notice how irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it...
- After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- Why is cheese orange and yellow and not purple?
- Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Why is
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
- I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called? (Dumbass)
Thoughts, opinions, statements, blah, blah, blah....
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Silence is goden but yelling is fun!
- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
- I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- Everybody repeat after me...we are all indaviduals.
- Attempt to get a new car for your spouse- it'll be a great trade!
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- If at first you don't suceed....destroy all evidence that you've tried.
- A day without sunshine is like...ya know....night.
- Consciousness: That anoying time between naps. (Consciousness:that anoying time between class periods)
- I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination.
- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
- I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
- Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
- Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
- Every so often you should get up, go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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