Anti-Austin Powers!

The Evil Team!

• Mr. Bigilsworth
• Mini-Me
• No. 2
• Fat ( censored )
• Dr. Evil
• No. 1
• Mufasa
• A certain woman Dr. Evil dosen't want me talking about...
• Scott Evil ( Big help he is )
• mini-Mr. Bigilsworth

Welcome to the evil Anti-Austin Webpage. Austin should be fried. So should Scott , but that nanny won't let me. She will let me fry Austin , though. I'm going to kill Austin Powers and then Dr. Evil can hold the Earth ransom for ... 1 million dollars! Wait , I mean , ... 100 billion dollars. Then I can buy a turle with my paycheck. I'll name it Sweetums and hold it and love it and feed it M&M's. I love being evil. I get to boss people around. Like you! Do the dishes , visit your mother , and buy me a car! Hah,hah,hah,haghgg...*cough* *cough...hmmmmnn, get me some *cough , cough * water! * Gulp , gulp* Okay I'm better now. As I was saying hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah and also hah! Now go away!