More 411 on Lancette...
Lance, I gotta tell yah that you've got some kick-@$$ eyebrows! Do you know how many girls are jealous of those things?! Heehee..well back in the days, when he sported that gay looking hair cut, people might have mistaken him for Ellen Degeneres (spelling?) but now, I think Lance is looking like a mighty fine man! Hey baby! I mean sure..he may have his fruity moments that we all happen to notice, but I think he's proven himself to be just like one of the GUYs. Oh gosh, then there's the Poofu thing. I don't know how desperate that boy was for the money, but I know that I sure as hell wouldn't be caught in a job like that. Just think of all the blackmail attempts! Oh yeah, who can forget about the dancing..now we all know that he's strugglin'! Let's just hope Justin takes him aside to teach a few moves. Well, enough ranking on Lance. My advice for Lance you ask? Hmmm...well first, learn how to dance, stay looking like the fine guy you are, and please please please never hook-up with Joey, okay!? Okay!