*Okay, first, the video opens with some chick doctor walking up to the door. Super model? Yeh, that's what I'd figure, too. Damn....can't these freakin' casting directors get an ugly girl for once!? And what's up with the cleavage!?!...freakin' hootches!
*Chris and Hoe #1:Chris' girl waits for him, with picnic basket and all. Chris shows up and they chill for a while. Then Chris gets a call on his cell and his hoe goes a walkin' away.
*WoOoOoOhOooOOo!! Chris gets a solo! Sing it, boy, sing it!
*Justin gets in the corner: Damn straight! He's been a bad, bad boy, ladies! Shows him right for treating his hoe wrong (sarcasm people! my ass he treated her wrong! he gave her a necklace and the girl gives it back!).
*Yep...I knew it from the start. First, it was the hair, and now, Chris has found himself in a straight jacket....darn shame. C'mon, tell the truth, you all know you saw it coming too!
*Awww! No matter how much Lance TRIES to act like a big nut, he still looks so damn cute!...wait, wait....aWwWwWwW!!...Dude how many times does this boy rub his head in this video?!? Hmmmm.....
*During the chorus: Close up of JC's face(dude looks like he' crying), Lance rubs his head,Justin and Chris sing to each other, Lance rubs his head again, and Chris sings with his shoe in his hand.
*Justin and Hoe #2:Justin and his hoe are sitting on the bleachers and lil' ol' Justin's got a surprise everybody! It's a necklace that he gives to her, and get this, teenyboppers....she refuses to take it--gasp! Anyways, she goes off with this other dude and then Justin gets so mad that he punches the air. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he supposed to be singing about HIM leaving HER??
*1st time in the cafeteria: Notice Chris in the backgorund walking in his straight jacket and then kicking the butt of some guy in front of him.
*Uh-oh! Justin gets a piece!(he's rubbin' on his hoe's leg)
*Joey blows on the window and I think of that Dentyne Ice commercial...you know, the one where that lady kisses her boyfriend and then he blows out cool breath because she had fresh, cool breath. Doesn't that remind you of that commcercial!?!?
*2nd time in the cafeteria: JC is RIDING Joey and smacking him with a spoon as Joey flies around the room....what..the...hell!?!?!? oh well, it's funny anyways!
*3rd time....JC and Super Joey strike again, ladies!
*During the chorus: We get a peek of Lance's feet up in the air, him and JC rubbing against the walls, JC showing us his ballet skills,JC blowing on the window(okay I'm not getting the point of this. What's up with blowing on the windows!?) and Justin walking like retard (and looking like one too...check out those facial expressions)....
*JC and Hoe #3:JC and his girl are on a talk show with the subject "Cheating Lovers." JC finds out that his hoe's got another boy toy which results in JC jumping on the guy and beating the sh*t outta him (yYeEeAaHhh bOoOoOyYy!).
*Nice jammies, JC. What are those? Yellow elephants? hehe
*In this part of the video, we see JC jumping up and down in front of the TV, jumping on the guy, and jumping a little more when those guys carry him away.
* Is it me or did JC look more like he jumped on that guy to give him a hug?
*I have to mention that JC looks super duper hot in that leather jacket!
*Ahh! My ears! Just hearing JC's little whiney part makes me cringe.
*Lance and Hoe #4:Lance is playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not" by himself until his girlfriend comes up and joins with him. And then she walks away...for no apparant reason? I dunno, she seemed to have a dissatisfied look on her face. Lance, you bad boy! What did you say!?
*Awwww, I feel pity for Lance every time I see this part.
*Dude, he kinda makes me laugh just seeing that expression on his face when he's picking the petals off of all those flowers.
*During the oohs, lalas, and aahs: Justin walks like a retard again, he makes faces at us once more, he skips and jumps around the padded room, and Chris scares me with his psychopath "I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here" face....and then I get the heebie jeebies and fear Chris forever.
*Joey and Hoe #5:Joey and girlfriend (hello, Elissa Donavin...I'm starting to see a lot of her lately...first there was Clueless with *Nsync, then MTV Spring Break with *Nsync and Elissa, and now she's in this video....hmmmmm, I sense another girlfriend scandal. okay now that I've said that, teenyboppers are probably making hate pages about her right now as you read this)are walking together and some hootch kisses Joey behind Elissa'a back. Well of course, Joey, that big ol' pimp, gets in trouble and gets a spank....err....I mean slap.
*Because the cruel and unusual(cruel and unusual my @$$!) punishment, Joey takes, he ends up slapping himself everyday with a fly swatter....A FLY SWATTER! My goodness, does he know how many dead flies touched that thing? I'm sure his hand would have done the trick.
*Okay, while Joey slaps himself, I noticed some fat person facing the other way in a moo moo behind him. Why do I get the feeling that the person is a fat guy with a beard and not a fat lady in a dress??
*While Joey tries to get some therapy, he tries to fly and flaps his Super Joey cape, he makes some weirdo faces at us, AND THEN....the therapist lady tries to get a piece of Supa Joe. My goodness! Even after the boy goes crazy, he still gets the girls! Now what I wanna know is why a completely sane woman would go for a guy that thinks he's superman??? But then, Joey doesn't want any and he tries to fly away, which he eventually finds out it doesn't work so he does the more practical thing and flees...flees for his life!
*Well, in due time all the guys some how get better and are released. They are yet to find out that they're ex hoes end up taking their places. When they get out, Justin is so happy, he reaches in the air with joy and then he feels is boob. Chris starts jumpin' around and dancing in front of his ex, and Lance steals his ex's flower....all in all a good reunion, eh?
There you have it, kiddies, my little review on the video, now check out some pictures from it...
Super Joey
Doesn't Lance look so adorable!??
Whoa, what's up with Joey and Lance??
Hahahahahahahaha! My favorite picture....check out Joey's face! Pure humor!