TITANIC TOYS

• This is Just a Joke (you can't buy any, I know some of you wish you could)

ACTION FIGURES: TURN BLUE WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN COLD WATER.TAKE THEM OUT OF THE WATER AND WATCH THEM BLOW UP AN TURN PURPLE.
ALL OFFICERS COME WITH GUNS
SMITH--MEGAPHONE
WILDE--WHISTLE
MURDOCH--6 ICEBERG WARNINGS
LIGHTOLLER--COLLAPSIBLE B LIFEBOAT
PITTMAN--NAMETAG
BOXHALL--ROCKETS
LOWE--FLARES & SAILBOAT
MOODY--PHONE FROM BRIDGE
FLEET & LEE--BELL & CROWSNEST(push button that has quotes from the movie)
HITCHENS--WHEEL W/pushbutton w/ sarcastic remarks
BUCKET-O-SOULS turn blue in cold water
“TICKLE ME” ROSE & JACK DOLLS
CAL HOCKLY/comes with baly and a gun

RUTH DEWITT BUKATER DOLL W/sewing machine
THOMAS ANDREWS W/deck plans
GUGGENHEIM W/tuxedo & brandy snifter
JJ &MADELINE (pregnant)ASTOR W/real money & baby
BRUCE ISMAY W/plush robe, slippers and pull string that says “I am not a coward”

BOARD GAMES:
THE MAIL MUST GO THROUGH get all the mail off the boat before it goes under
SMASH THE PEOPLE WITH THE SMOKESTACK smash as many people with a smoketack as you can
“TITANIC” CHUTES AND LADDERS climb to the top of the stern w/o sliding to the bottom DON’T SWAMP THE LIFEBOATS
ICEBERG ICEBERG collect as many iceberg warnigns and get to the bridge before time runs out
LOWES GAME collect people from the water before they freeze
DON’T WAKE CAPT. LORD you must help save Titanic without waking Captain Standley Lord
“TITANIC” MONOPOLY from astors place to the steerage row
“TITANIC” OPERATION collect artifacts from the wreckage w/o touching the sides of the ship
DON’T HIT THE ICEBERG (don’t break the ice) Steam Titanic thur an Ice Field without hitting any Ice

MISC:
BUY STERN and get GET BOW ˝ OFF
PUT SHIP IN THE WATER AND WATCH IT RUST
TITANIC SNOWCONE MAKER
HARLAND WOLFF PLAYSET (put own ship together)
TITANIC TOY SHIP (lifeboats not ncluded)
SHIP THAT REALLY SMOKES
TITANIC BOWLING
SLIP-N-SLIDE-IN-TO-ICEBERG
TITANIC PUZZLES
ISMAY CEREAL “THE BREAKFAST OF COWARDS”
Cal Doll picture made by NienNumb1's. Picture given to use for Web page by Marites.