UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!! VERY UNDER CONSTRUCTION
We Do (The Stoncutter's Song)
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
From the episode "HOMER THE GREAT"
Dancin' Homer
There's a swingin' town I know called...
Capital City
People stop and scream hello in...
Capital City!
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king
and it makes a king feel like some nutty coo-coo super king.
It's against the law the frown in...
Capital City!
You'll giggle like a stupid clown
when you chance to see 4th street and D!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam,
from Capital City my home sweet swingin' home!
From the episode "DANCIN' HOMER"
Homer and Apu
Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
which I'd rather call my home...When I first arrived you were all such jerks
But now I've come to looove your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella
Who need the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart...(Marge) Their floors are sticky-mart! (Lisa) They made Dad sicky-mart! (Bart) Let's hurl a bricky-mart! (Homer) That Kwik-E-Mart's is real-D'oh! (All) Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Apu) Not me!
