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Anti-Cool Hair Movement

...Florida's ONLY Anti-Cool Hair Movement
So now you'd like to know what cool hair is... Let's start with a little game. Can you tell me what the following people have in common? Well, it's certainly not talent. And it can't be shared girlfriends, either, due to Richard's presence. OK, you're right. Most of them do wear too much spandex way too often, but that's not it either.

Let's try giving you a few pictures to look at... let's see if you can truly distinguish the identifying characteristics of these men.

Joe Elliot! Damn Fine Cool Hair Mr. Big, King of the Cool Hair

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Subliminal message...Cool Hair Sucks!

And now you can see that the distinguishing quality has absolutely nothing to do with attractiveness.
These men are sick. Very, very sick. They thought that they had a good idea but they were wrong. They went to their barbers and asked for a new hairstyle. Not knowing what he was doing, the barber cut their hair...
He left it long in the back and short on top... truly, a bad idea.
He gave these men....

COOL HAIR!

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