PATIENT NAME: marjorie m. black
TREATMENT BEGAN: on third moon
of winter.
HISTORY:
childhood
-ate paint chips as infant
- chewed on
dog biscuits.
- exposed to "Dallas" at
tender age of three.
-daily diet consisted of oreo cookies.
teens:
- finally overcame stuttering impediment.
- severly scarred by losing in 8th grade
science fair.
lost virginity to Econmics
teacher.
-never went to
prom.
OBESSESSIONS: andy a. dragonflies, nail
polish, nina simone, and kenny kingston
hotline.
SELF MEDS: raw cookiedough, gummi bears,
frozen grapes, and vodka tonics.
TREATMENT PLAN: regular inkblot sessions, and
to watch Oprah 4x's weekly.
DOCTORS NOTES: patient arrived 45 mins
early, in obvious COS, was asked to step down
from waitingroom glass table, because the
Prada platforms were scratching the finish.
Once intial counslation began, patient
appeared to be well refined, and
educated...until endless ramblings of her
fear of red
kool-aide, and
liking of "andy a." began.
When asked
about either of these obessessions, patient
began teary singing of "ode and longing".
Patient's
mannerisms were fidgety,inconsitent
hyperactivty, and
displayed inability to give awariness
and attention on topics at hand. In
conclusion, patient possess high to moderate
delusional thinking. With
obsessive-complusive tendencies. File and
care to be referred to Dr.
Kliensonberg. Patient MUST NOT
return...unless attired in green bikini, with
full supply of popcicles.
