Do you guys ever get that feeling like everyones looking at you??
Summer is over and the pain is creeping back and almost full speed.
But only by the grace of God and He knows what is best. If he wants me, I'm sure I will have a much better
time with Him!! Hope to meet you all there someday!! So anyway here are a few little jokes to read
while deciding where your next destination will be!! Oh Oh Wait!!! I already know two places to
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There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.
Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.
He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." The man got really upset and threw the guy out.
The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.
Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy replied "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."
Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?"
The guy burst out laughing and said, "You can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!"
SHE WAS SO BLONDE................. (Remember, it's just a joke)
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate"
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- she sat on the tv and watched the couch
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she tried to drown a fish
- she thought a quarterback was a refund
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics"
- she tripped over a cordless phone
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put
"Sagittarius"
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- she studied for a blood test - and failed
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
- she sold the car for gas money
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home
and got 16 friends
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home.
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How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
How do you drive a blonde insane?
Give her a bag of m&m's and tell her to alphabetize them
How do you drive a blonde insane?
Tell her to sit in the corner of a round room
Why was the blonde fired from the m&m factory?
She threw away all of the w's
How can you tell if a Blonde was using the Word Processor?
There's white-out on the screen.
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P.S. Don't shoot the messenger!
(I'll give other hair colors equal time eventually!!)
Well Folks, here they come to get me.
"I'll be back, I'm working on a page at Tripod on Pain and other stuff. If
you want to see it it is at
Hope this gets you there. Click anywhere on these last two sentences!!!
Have a nice day!!!!