Skanks, Sluts, and Whores

aka. Women I Hate


You can call me jealous, petty, or even psychotic....I DON'T CARE!!!

Whore number one:


Mariah Carey

The guys meowed and made slurping noises (and AJ even went to the extent of HUMPING) when they introduced her video on the special on MTV. The only reason that they like her is because her videos are soft core porn!




Christina Ricci

Nick is in love with her. Hmmmmmm....Could it have anything to do with her HUGE BREASTS???




TLC

I hate to put them on this page, because I love their music, but it must be done. Kevin thinks they're hot therefore I have to hate them, even if it's just a little bit.




Pamala Anderson

This is the least skanky picture I could find of her. Brian loves her, which further proves my theory that Brian would do anything blonde with big knockers!




Spice Girls

A picture of British Trash if I ever saw one, yet, EVERY Backstreet Boy has fessed up to liking them. I think it might have something to do with the fact that they dance around half naked and display open lesbian tendencies.




Tyra Banks

Brian thinks she's really, really pretty. I beg to differ, 95% of her face is forehead!




Robyn

Yet another girl that Nick lusts after. Hey, Nick, she kinda looks like you! Are you sure you don't have four sisters instead on just three??




Gwen Stefani

AJ's totally in love with her. I have to admit she does look a lot better than Amanda (A-Man-Duh).




Janet Jackson

Yet another woman adored by all five of the buys. There was lots of winking and perverted looks generated mainly by Howie, AJ, and Brian......




......AND THE BIGGEST WHORE OF THEM ALL






Liv Tyler

I have no choice but to hate her! Kevin is so in love with her. He thinks she's one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen. What the heck?? She's a total threat! If she even thinks about stealing Kevin from me.......grrrrr!!