Disclaimer: Okay, here's the deal, I respect *NSYNC for what talent that they have. This section is merely created in response to an almost violent run in I had with a psychopathic *NSYNC fan. Don't send me hate mail and don't read this if you can't handle me teasing the boys a little.
"The easiest way to be popular is to leech off the popularity of others."
-The SimpsonsDoes that quote remind you of any particular group? Let's face it guys, *NSYNC would not be nearly as popular if it weren't for the Backstreet Boys. They're totally rippin off BSB's style, and anyone who says that Justin Timberlake doesn't want to be Nick Carter should check themselves into a mental institution pronto!
Justin Timberlake: WTF?? That kid really needs to lay off the bleach. His hair is almost as white as his face! And he looks like a total homo in the video for I Drive Myself Crazy. And I am convinced that he wakes up every morning, looks at himself in the mirror and thinks..."Damn, I wish I were Nick Carter."
Chris Kirkpatrick: Another tragic hair case; those braids have got to go! And is it possible for him to sound more feminine in the begining of I Drive Myself Crazy
(let's face it guys that song is just BAD)
Lance Bass: Okay, I've come to the conclusion that Lance is either really a woman or he's gay and just doesn't know it yet.
Joey Fatone: Who is he? I don't even know what his singing voice sounds like. And what's with the Superman obsession??
J.C. Chasez: Okay, he's the only one that I can't tease. I actually like him; I think he's handsome and he's a good singer/dancer. I guess I've always liked him even when he was on the Mickey Mouse Club.
Okay, thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel better now!
Photo borrowed from Crazy For NSYNC