How Blonde is Nicky???

This is basically a section of dumb blonde jokes directed at everyone's favorite target Nick Carter. If you're blonde, don't take offense.



Nick Is So Blonde He....

- Went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

- Went to the Gap to get his teeth fixed.

- Wouldn't know up from down if he had three guesses.

- Snuck on the bus and paid to get off.

- Had to burn the school down to get himself out of the third grade.

- Marked "M, F, and sometines Wednesday too" on an application when asked the question, "Sex".

- Moved when he heard that 90% of all injuries occur at home.

- Went and got toliet paper when the Boys said they were playing Craps.

- Asked his girlfriend to leave when someone told him to "take the trash out".

- Went to a whalers game to see Shamu.


Don't hate on me for the blonde jokes. Nick is dumb and we all know it! This is the boy who thinks that Norway is the capital of Sweeden!