Just Say NO to Jennifer!

Disclaimer: I have never met Jennifer in person, and if I ever do, I'm sure she would be quite charming. I don't really hate her. I do, however, think that I would be extremely annoyed by her if I ever were to spend any time with the girl. This section is merely a joke. So all you Hewitt fans, calm down!

Why I hate Jennifer

1. She's too likable. Everyone loves her and that is so irritating. Dang it, she can't be that friggin perfect!

2. I can't stand that friggin song of hers, or the video for that matter. Every time I hear it I launch into fits of Catatonic Schizophrenia. Ggggrrr it drives me nuts!

3. She's dated every handsome man in Hollywood. From Joey Lawerence to Carson Daily. AND she gets paid to get it on with Scott Wolf on 'Party of Five'. How sweet is that deal??

4. She knows BSB.

5. Her favorite Backstreet Boy is Kevin and, given her history of slutin around with Hollywood men, it's quite possible that she could become the next Backstreet Girlfriend; and we all know Kevin would date her, she's got big boobs.
Picture taken from Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Web.

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