Backstreet Bumpers

A few bumper stickers that BSB are most likely to have on their cars!


~~AJ~~
- The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I love every minute of it.
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with limited inventory.
I'm driving this way to piss you off!


~~Brian~~

- He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
- It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
- The more people I met the more I like my dog.
- OK, who stopped payment on my reality check??
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Beauty is in the eye of the bear holder...
- Bad spellers of the world unite!
- Remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.


~~Howie~~
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
- No radio . . . already stolen.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Custer had it coming!
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


~~Kevin~~
- your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
- Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
- How can I miss you if you don't go away?
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Stupid people should not breed.


~~Nick~~
- Learn from my parents mistake, use birth control.
- I love cats....they taste just like chicken.
- I took an IQ test and the results are negative.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guys come from?
- Knot all blondzes arre dum.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again?