My Date With BSB

Okay now relax! I haven't really gone on a date with any of the BSB (DUH), but here's an idea of how I think it would go. Actually I kinda got this idea from someone else's site but I changed the thing that happened on the dates (to protect the innocent of course)!



I WENT ON A DATE WITH AJ AND. . .

- He showed up two hours late.

- He was dressed in a Lepard - skin suit.

- He reeked of alcohol

- When he met my mom he said, "What up, Bitch?"

- He took me to McDonalds and made me pay for my own Quater Pounder.

- When we went to the club he flirted with every girl on the dancefloor.

- I caught him making out with a cheap hooker.

- He asked me if I put out on the first date.

- When I said no, he made me walk home.



I WENT ON A DATE WITH NICK AND. . .

- He showed up on time.

- Was fairly polite to my parents.

- On the drive to the resturant he tried to feel me up.

- He kept checking his hair in the rearview mirrior.

- He kept comparing me to his sister.

- He wouldn't talk about anything but himself and his younger brother.

- When he asked me to have sex with him I said no. He said "What? Don't you know who I am?!?"


I WENT ON A DATE WITH BRIAN AND...

- He came to my house a half hour early so that he could chat with my parents.

- When we were finally ready to leave he left the number of the place we would be with my mom.

- In the car he asked me what my dreams and aspirations were.

- We went to Bible Study at his church.

- At the end of the date he asked me if he could kiss me.

- I said yes because I felt sorry for him.

- He tried to mount me!

- When I said to him "I thought you were a virgin and really into God?"

- He laughed and said "That's just so I can get girls."

- He ended up taking me home an hour early.


I WENT ON A DATE WITH HOWIE AND...
- He showed up at my door with roses.

- totally kissed up to my parents.

- He took me to a fancy resturant.

After that we went shopping and he accidently looked at women's clothes.

- He took me to this cool club to try to inpress me with his "dance skills".

- I don't recall him winking at all!

- He confessed his undying love for me and I told him he was trying too hard to be romantic.

I WENT ON A DATE WITH KEVIN AND...

- It was perfect! Kevin is awesome! (In other words I couldn't think of anything to write. It was hard enough thinking of something for Howie!)