BrItNeY iS a HoE bAg!!

I Don't Like KIDDY PORN

Briteny Spears is a hoe and I have the pics to prove it.
(the down side is that I actually had to visit Britney sites to get these skanky pics. Ggrrr. I shudder at the mere recollection)


Caution: The following pics may not be sutiable for viewers under 13



Get my point? Britney Spears is trying to become a porn star!

Have You Ever Noticed....?
- All pro-Britney sites are owned by thirty year old child molesters who apparently enjoy "cleaning their guns" at the site of her
-Every pro-Britney site has a link to some sort of porn site. That should tell you something! I personally think these links are unnecessary because every Britney site IS a porn site.


TOP TEN WAYS TO BE JUST LIKE BRITNEY

1. Get a boob Job.
2. Show off your new boobs every opportunity you get.
3. Pose practically nude on the covers of popular magazines.
4. Wear lots of skanky make-up.
5. Talk like an air head and try your best to appear absolutly vacant.
6. Constantly bring up the fact that you know *NSYNC as a pathetic attempt to win yourself some popularity.
7. Dance like a stripper.
8. Sing songs with obvious sexual undertones.
9. Get it on with your cousin in your music videos.
10. Smoke lots of CRACK 'cause that's obviously what Britney's on!


Hit Me Baby One More Time..
Top Five Things To Hit Britney With

1. Your hand (smack that Hoe).
2. Your fist (give her a fat lip).
3. A shoe (or boot, which ever you please).
4. A sledgehammer (ouch! That'll hurt).
5. A Mack Truck (Britney goo will be splattered all over the place).



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