1999 Rally Results(Rumored)

Big Fish

Ladies - Slick (aka Bon) ?

Men - Bruce/fl ?

Mens

1st Place - Bruce/fl ?

2nd Place - Craig (Mr. Magoo) ?

3rd Place - don/swfl ?

4th unknown

Ladies

1st Place - Magoo & little Blue ?

2nd Place - Slick (aka Bon) ?

3rd Place - Cheryl ?

10 WAYS TO BEAT A BIMBO FISHING AT THE RALLY!!

1) Loop SLICKS line and don't laugh she'll keep casting 6 foot, but don't take her to the fish in the first place ! rotflmao

2) NO BEACH BREAKS & NO BUCKETS ! MAKE THEM GRIT THERE TEETH! lmao

3) JUST KEEP TELLING LB TO PRAY TO THE FISH GOD & SPIT ON HER BAIT! lol

4) Poe TRY TO CATCH A KEEPER THIS TIME ! if not BAD BOAT SANDY AS USUAL! LOL

5) GET DON SOME COFFEE & A NET ! lol

6)TOP JUST KEEP YELLING - BIMBOs CAN'T FISH & PUSH !! YOU'LL DO OK!! lol

7) KOBRA CHECK YOUR LINE FOR KNIFE NICKS! lol

8) FLIPPIN - DON'T TAKE ANYTHING PINK IN THE BOAT ! lmao

9) DAN DON'T TAKE A NET, YOU MAY CATCH YOUR OWN FISH AND NOT SHORTY'S FISH! lmao

10) If all else fales an a BIMBO yells "I got a fish" you yell " Look out there's a GATOR behind you" and cut her line NNBBHH

WAKE UP BIMBOs !! TIME TO LOSE!!! NNBBHH

PS: NO ONE LET MARK PARK A BOAT TRAILER! HE DRIVES FUNNY lol

BIMBO INSTRUCTIONS

SHORTY CHECK THE BOAT PLUG !

DON'T WAKE THE FISHERMEN UP YET EITHER UNTILL YOU HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST READY TO GO

Always say - "YMS" - YES MASTER SIR!

1st day Rally results

After Cold Front - night time temps in the 40s (ROTFLMAO) day time time temps in 70s

Don had big fish so far at 2#8oz

only 9 fishermen with 1 fish

NO BIMBOs with a fish - 0 - ZIP - BIMBOs CAN'T FISH !

22 boats - 45 fishing

Side Events -

Warren throws Slick Fishing rod in the lake ?

WT goes for a swim (maybe with Tops helping hand) ?

Top gets peppered eggs for breakfast & 2 glasses of water on his head ?

Slick said she caught a fish but no pictures ?

DAN just said ooops when he dropped it in the lake ? NA

Slick says DAN is DEAD MEAT!!

barb33 says DIMBOs are in real trouble !

Fro tried to weigh a short fish lol

BIMBOs went & bought him undies! lmao

Warren came in a dress! rotflmao

BON had some kinda little multi-barrel gun...shot what she said were tampons! ROTFLMAO

Warren tries to weigh in a 3-4 pound flat-head cat fish lol

LOTS OF TALK THE TALK ALL YEAR! ANY BIMBO WALK THE WALK ?

2nd DAY RUMORS

RUMOR has it BON had BIG BASS for the BIMBOs! I wonder where she BROUGHT IT ? I know it wasn't from DAN! lmao

Rally 99 is over ?