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were created by Shigeru Miyamoto and are owned by Nintendo.
A New Man
Chapter 1: A Brand New Day
It was early, the sun had just risen and
nearly everyone was still asleep, at least it was how it felt to Wendy O.
Koopa. She did not bother to don her favorite dress, not for breakfast, she
still wore her sleeping gown as she made her way to the kitchen. As she passed
by the doors of her brothers she could hear their snores, from the deep and
guttural snorts and snores from Morton, to the tiny sniffles from the youngest
brat.
The doors to Ludwig's room and Iggy's were
quiet. She had a feeling Iggy was in his lab, already awake and working on his
latest invention, or he might have fallen asleep while he was in his lab. He
had done so before. Ludwig might be in his own lab, or he might be at his large
pipe organ. He used to be into both chemistry and mechanics with Iggy as his
assistant until he had become interested in music. Ludwig's bed was not empty,
his young wife, Dru was sleeping in there.
Wendy had felt somewhat jealous that three
of her older brothers were able to find someone. Ludwig had married a nice
Koopa girl who beheld the same distain for the mushroom kingdom as the rest of
the family. Roy was dating Tethys, a princess of the Praniret kingdom, and it
won't be long before Roy proposes. Lemmy had a romantic pen pal. Iggy was too
busy with his inventions to date, and their father hadn't started to pressurize
him yet, not in the same way he ordering Lemmy to start to start physically
date his pen pal.
Father hadn't started to ask her to start
dating other Koopas or Pranirets; then again she had only been eighteen for a
few months.
"Hmmm," Wendy paused to sniff
the air when she neared the kitchen. She could detect the hint of pastries
baking, overpowered by the sweet aroma of cinnamon. She could also smell the
apple wood sausages being cooked and the tangy scent of fruit being sliced.
"Something smells good."
Several Goombas and Shyguys were setting
the table for breakfast; they had already placed the plates and glasses down
and were now arranging the silverware.
A pink one paused in its work and turned
around. "Good morning Mistress Wendy. I am sorry the table is not quite
complete."
"It is all right," Wendy said.
"I woke up a bit early."
"You are not mad?" The shy guy
asked.
"Not today," no, she would not
loose her tempter today. Today was the day she had planned for weeks. It was
the reason why she woke up so early.
"Did you sleep well mistress
Wendy?" The Shy Guy remembered his manners.
"I slept quite well," Wendy
said. "What is for breakfast? I smell cinnamon rolls. I think."
"Cinnamon biscuits," Kammy Koopa
stepped out of the kitchen. Instead of the purple robe and floppy witch's hat
she usually donned she was dressed in a bathrobe, a pink fuzzy bathrobe with
little red hearts dotting it. "With sausages and a fruit salad." She
was followed by a single Troop carrying two plates, each one had at least three
biscuits, two sausages along with a large serving of fruit salad. "You
will clean your plate. You have a big day planned and you will need your
energy."
"I will," Wendy sat down at the
place that was set for her. Kammy had filled in the role of mother for Wendy
and the rest of the Koopalings, since their own mother had died when Wendy was
five and Larry and Morton were practically still toddlers.
"You are one hundred percent sure of
this?" Kammy asked.
"Very," Wendy said. She waited
until a shy guy had poured her a glass of milk before she took a bite from one
of her biscuits.
"Your father will not be
pleased."
"He won't know, not until after the
honeymoon," she sighed. It was going to take a lot to explain her motives
to her father, not to mention her new husband. "He will be busy
today."
"Capturing the princess again,"
Kammy nodded.
"To seal away in one of his
fortresses, to only be eventually thwarted by Mario," Why does her father
keep kidnapping Princess Peach? That princess was a sugary crybaby doll, just
one poke and she could easily be broken. Why couldn't he just let her go and
concentrate on taking over another kingdom for a change?
"Don't dwell on your father's plans.
You are already making some of your own," Kammy said. "You just need
to finish your breakfast first, and then you can move on with your plan. You
are taking someone with you?"
"Two of the hammer brothers,"
Wendy nodded. " Send some of my brothers my way when they wake up, and
inform them of the plan."
The scent wafting in from the oven told
Luigi the cookies were done, but he had decided to check just to make certain.
Upon opening the oven he could see the treats were in fact, the right shade of
golden brown. He turned off the heat and slipped on his oven mitts before he
brought the tray of cookies out and set it down on the stove.
"I'll let these cool for a bit,"
Luigi said once he removed his mitts. "Now, I just need to check on
sleeping beauty."
Sleeping beauty was indeed still snoring
away under the covers, only his large round nose and thick bushy mustache was
seen from under the stack of pillows. Occasionally, Mario's mouth could be seen
when he let out a loud snore.
"You are not going to sleep the day
away," Luigi grabbed his brother's nose. "Wake up Mario."
"Wa-?" Mario snorted. "What
is going on?" He waved his arms about until Luigi let go of his nose.
"About time," Luigi said.
"What are you thinking?" Mario
sat up. "Is the Mushroom kingdom under attack or something?"
"No, it is time you woke up."
"That is all?" Mario set his
head back down on the pillow. "I thought this was serious."
"Well you should be awake. You have
no idea if something does happen to the kingdom, or if someone's pipes have
broken."
"You just want to get back at me for
waking your butt up for school every morning." Mario slid out of bed.
"Hey, what did you fix for breakfast?"
"I poured myself a bowl of
cereal," Luigi said." You can do the same for yourself. I baked
cookies."
"What kind of cookies?"
"Yoshi cookies," Luigi wagged
his finger. "And don't even think about it, Mario. Those cookies are for
Yoshi and his friends."
"So you baked some cookies for our
dino friends?" Mario asked.
"Why not?" Luigi asked. "I
was planning on going to Yo'ster Island for a visit, and since I was going I
decided to bake some cookies."
"So you didn't bake them for a
certain girl who looks good in yellow?" Mario wiggled his eyebrows. He was
answered with a pillow thrown into his face.
Wendy felt like she had been waiting four
hours for her query to emerge from the large house shared by the Mario
brothers. She had made several risks to both her appearance and her safety. Her
bright pink high heels had made several divots in the ground that was still
damp from the morning dew, and she knew the gunk had stuck to the bottom of her
shoes, crouching down she had to be careful to not get any grass stains on the
bottom lavender half of her dress. She wanted to look her best when she came
across her future husband.
She had felt it had become almost routine,
sneaking around the Mushroom Kingdom, avoiding retainers and guardsmen and even
Mario himself to get their house, and nearly everyday she kept herself hidden,
not to spy on Mario, but to watch Luigi and follow him around.
There had to be something wrong with her,
for her to be falling for Luigi. She knew how and when the fascination begun.
It was months ago, not long after Ludwig and Dru had exchanged rings. She was
daydreaming one day, about the handsome Koopa, or Praniret she will someday
marry, but no matter what her daydreams always ended with the image of Casanova
Koopa. He was so attractive, so sexy, that accent of his caused her to melt
whenever she thought about him. The way he spoke, and his romantic gestures.
If only he wasn't Luigi. Why couldn't have
been the real thing? Why did he have to be a human? She was furious at him. He
played with her heart, he used her. Now years later she realized he was able to
be as devious as she was and the more she thought of it the more she wished he
stayed that way.
"Hey sis," Larry tapped her
shell from behind causing her to nearly jump.
"Larry," Wendy balled up her
fists and turned around. "Don't you ever sneak up on me, like that again.
"Whoa, sorry," Larry held up his
hands. He looked like he had just woken up and slipped on his favorite
basketball shirt and a pair of shorts. "Dad is getting ready to kidnap
Princess Peach," he sighed deeply. "Again."
"I know," Wendy did not remove
her gaze from Luigi. "I heard he is taking the brat with him." She
didn't want to think about Junior, that little snot thinks he is going to
someday inherit the throne? Not by a long shot.
"Yeah," Larry said. "I
heard from Kammy, that you were getting married. How come you didn't tell us,
and when, and to who?"
"Larry, remember when Luigi turned
himself into a Koopa to thwart our plans? Do you remember how sexy he
was?" She parted the shrubbery again and peered watched as the younger of
the true brothers stumbled along the way. She had grown to love that clumsy
charm of his. She wished he would wear something else for a change. It was the
usual t-shirt and overalls, although this day he had the colors switched. He
would look nice in a suit, or a tux.
"Why are you asking me this?"
Larry asked.
"Oh never mind, I just need your
help. I'll distract Luigi while you gently knock him out. Take these two guys
with you." She pointed to the two Hammer Brothers who were hiding behind a
different bush.
"Gently?" Larry asked.
"Just do it."
Luigi stared up at the sky as he
approached the nearest pipe that would lead him to a short cut to Yo'ster Isle.
The sky was pale blue with a few white clouds here and there. It looks like it
was going to be another and beautiful day and he hoped the weather will stay
nice during his visit.
He had only been walking for a half hour
when he felt a cold prickle creep up the back of his neck. The feeling he had
when he was certain someone was following him, although this feeling was
creepier than usual, like he had a few Boo's following him around. He spun
around to see who was following him.
It was the only female Koopaling and she
seemed to be a bit too eager to see him. She had gone through a bit of a growth
spurt in the last few years he had known her. She had also grown a pair of
slender horns, and taken to wear a pink gown with thin straps and a second
purple skit that ended at the knees. Her shoulders were covered with purple
armored pads, each with a single spike. She still wore the red beads around her
neck, as well as the golden bracelets, pink high heels and that large bow on
the top of her head.
"Luigi wait," Wendy Koopa waved
at him.
"Whatever you are scheming you can
just forget it," Luigi increased his speed. In truth he knew he would be
able to defeat her if she tried to attack.
"I just want to talk." Wendy
said.
"Yeah right," Luigi said, but
slowed down just the same. She was up to something, and as much as he disliked
to stay around a Koopa for long he had to find out what she was up to.
"Isn't it a pretty day?" Wendy
smiled. She pressed her palms together.
"It is," Luigi frowned. "Is
your father planning something?"
Wendy did not loose her smile. "Just
the usual, and you know you brother will ruin his plans. I just want to tell
you. I am getting married today."
"Oh really?" Luigi blinked. Why
was she telling him this? "To who?"
He never got to hear her answer, something
hard had struck him on top of his head, sending him into a sea of darkness.
A/N:
Whoa, this is the first time I wrote video
game fanfiction. Yes this fic is influenced by the games and the animated DiC
series. Rating will probably go up a bit later.
Pranirets are a cousin to the Koopas, but
are more aquatic in nature.