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So what's your present obsession? Mine is a two part one! First, I am obsessed with healing as many people as I can, in this lifetime. But the second part, is that I spend lots of time to make it an Internet reality. And that upset my girlfriend when she finds me more "attracted" to a computer than to her.
Therefore I decided to dedicate this page to all upssest people, like me, that have a passion that can turn out to be a symptom as well...Well mine isn't one really, {he says, while others find him hooked}. I am fully aware of what my goals are, and intend to dedicate this life to them. |
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LET'S BEGIN WITH THE LIST OF SYMPTOMS. IF YOU FIND IT FAMILIAR, GO TO THE NEXT LINK AFTER THE LIST...IT'S KINDA FUNNY. So here is in memory to all the women suffering of their guy's obsession. May they find in their heart a place for forgiveness. |
Open your screen full size, so you will have room to vent
I think you should know what you are in for if you don't get help.
Surgeon General's Report
Chatting has been known to inspire hopes and dreams,
but also, consume time and causes insanity,
It can also cause the user to sit hunched over a computer,
staring at the monitor until the wee hours of the morning!
Further, chatting causes a poor diet,
flat behind and the ability to avoid going to the bathroom
If you have any of these symptoms you are already headed for
~~BIG TROUBLE~~
Your electric bill has tripled in size
You had to get an extra phone line so your friends can call
When you introduce yourself, you give your screen name.
When you greet someone on the street, you tip your head and smile 8-)
You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
You see something funny and scream, "LoL, LoL."
You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
Tech support calls YOU for help.
You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for 30 minutes.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
and decide to just check your mail.
Then you realize the sun has come up.
You don't have to deny it any longer
Don't feel alone.
There are many out there just like you!
Follow the link.
The clinic may be of help to you.
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NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO THE COLOR TEST
Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
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Click on your favorite color...
RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused
and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited,
it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing
erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors
and weaker colors should be aware.
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YELLOW:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward
the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic
-- not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most cases the person will
consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will
never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation
from somebody you enjoy or admire.
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PINK:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women
tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases
they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great
percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like
pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three
dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish
in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret
nest egg.
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PURPLE:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated
for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess
their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both
sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone
else's gratification.
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BLACK:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black
partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each
other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic
or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their
peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim
that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of mosters and teenage gangs is black attire.
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GREEN:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life.
And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and
endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
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ORANGE:
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay
is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless
dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience
orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's
hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
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BROWN:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers
tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners.
Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you"
often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes
on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time
and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word
could end the affair.
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GREY:
The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal
shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving tension --
but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women
don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only:
to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks
in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when
teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity
a blessing. When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
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BLUE:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate
and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine
art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists,
delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners
but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression.
Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much
as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate --
never seeking outside interests.
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WHITE:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people
are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in
the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the
covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still
use pet names for their genitals.
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