Mr.Hoffman:
Math Wizard
Mr.Hoffman
may well be the greatest algebratician since David Bowie.
He has
actually discovered previously undiscovered properties of
certain
numbers that allow him to grade tests as thought they were
on a
tremendously large curve.
Many
students thank Mr.Hoffman for the grades but, humble as he is,
Mr.Hoffman
just says "Hey, using that equation I discovered, your 74%
is actually
the same as a 95%, Timmy *** " .
*** Names
have been changed. Except for Mr.Hoffman's, of course.
Mr.Suspenders'
Coworkers
Email:
mr_suspenders@hotmail.com
