Sra.DelaRosa invented the
Macarena.
Incidentally, she also
played rhythm kazoo in the original recording of
La Bamba. In editing,
however, it was cut. It is approximated that the edit
might have cost the record
company over $300 million in lost sales to the
kazoo playing
community.
Sra. DeLaRosa actually had
her own record deal in Puerto Rico. She was
signed to Chihuahua Records
for three albums and a few public appearances.
She actually had a sort of
cult following. Apparently, if you play the record
backwards and upside down at
4 times normal play speed, it sounds like she
hummed "Listen to
Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club backwards at 1/2 normal
speed!"
As it turns out, that album
says something about following the "kazoo queen".
When Sra. DeLaRosa moved to
America in search of a place that makes good calzones,
she started what would be
called the kazoo revolution. It wasn't so much a revolution
as it was a street corner
concert to pay for her calzone habit. Either way, the C.I.A.
shut
her down when they
discovered that the kazoo was made by aliens when they
listened
to the Saturday Night Fever
soundtrack backwards and diagonally.
Sra.DeLaRosa began teaching
an underground course for kazoo players but that
was shut down when the cops
found out. Apparently there is some kind of law about
hanging out in dumpsters at
3 o'clock in the morning. Who would have thought!
She now has to teach public
school brats about some language called
'Miamian' (Previously known
as Spanish) just to pay the electric bill. Her
harmonica silencer, made to
keep the harmonica invisible to the police,
uses about 10 gajillion
watts.
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