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Things Bout Here These pages are a collection of funny stories, funny quotes, and anyhting else to make you laugh! If you have any of your own email me!

Other Funny Stuff

Fun Things To Do At The Movies
Funny Stories
Things that piss me off
You know your a working stiff when...
Ways to annoy people
Fun Things To Do In A Car
What men say vs. what they mean.
What Girls Think Guys Should Know
Things to do in school.
Funny Quotes *HaHaHa*

• Since light travels faster than sound, is that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
• People are so politically correct now that even bugs aren't being called slang names. Now its "Chegroes" instead of Chiggers.
• Cordouroy pillows: their making headlines!
• WHat happens when you get scared half to death twice?
• Save water...shower with a friend!
• Irony is when a woman stops telling you how women are just as effective as men in combat just long enough to make you kill a spider for her.
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
• I got lost in thought: unfamiliar territory.
• Lord let me except the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they pissed me off.
• East to the sea, west to the land, death to the bitch that touches my man.
• Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
• I like to watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.
• If at first you don't succeed, try again, if you still don't succeed forget it. No need in obsessing about it.
• A wise man say: Don't put a gift horse in your mouth.
• If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' then what's the opposite of progress?
• If trees could scream would we cut them down as easily? I bet we would if they screamed all the time for no reason.
  
  
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