Nick Carter: Nick is the typical blonde-haired, blue eyed baby (u know, the one that every "boy band" has to have.) He's got that whiny little kid voice that just grows on u. I mean, if someone like Kevin Richardson or Joey Fatone had that voice they wouldnt be singing lead (not that they do anyways!) Nick is 18 years old, soon to be 19 (so 12 year olds, get over it, he's not gonna date u. let alone marry u! IT'S ILLEGAL!!!) Well, thats enough about our lil Nicky, stay tuned for another episode of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Nicky" (*Note* that last joke will only make sense if u have seen the Backstreet Stories video, and if u havent, dont worry, u havent missed anything)
Kevin Richardson: Well, where do we start with Kevin, there is so much to say! Me and my friends did some calculating and we figured that Kevin is like 29 years old (not 27 like they want u to believe.) It's another lie like when they say the boys are single (and ready to mingle!) I know mothers that follow Kevin around, pretty scary huh? Oh, and one more thing, I cant even go into who his roommate is, it would break too many hearts (dont worry, it's not a beautiful girl, I mean a hootchie!) Well, I'm starting to feel bad about making fun of the guy (not really) so I'll move on.
AJ McLean: Ok, if for some reason AJ is reading this...STOP DYING YOUR HAIR 4 TIMES A WEEK! (it'll only speed up the process we all know will eventually happen, hair loss) I love the different colors, but cant u pick a color and leave it for at least a week! You change your hair color as often as u change girlfriends AJ (which can also lead to health problems if u know what I mean!)
Howie Dorough: Howie has this annoying habit, that I believe is a health problem (hmmm, maybe he got it from AJ, j/k!) HE winks and winks and winks until u cant stand to look at him anymore (not that u could stand to look at him in the first place, j/k, Howie, I really do luv ya) I also think Howie needs to cut his hair, it's longer than some of my friends hair. Enough about Howie, I dont want to hurt his feelings!
Brian Littrell: For some reason Brian was the hardest to make fun of...but dont worry, we came up with some stuff. Ok, since I know most of u weren't there, at Backstreet Boy Day (yes teenieboppers, mark your calanders, there is a BSB day) all the guys were in casual clothing, except for Brian, which at first I thought was adorable...he was all dressed up to recieve the keys to the city...but then I started telling all my friends and they thought it was hysterical. One of my friends first comments when she saw the pics was "Did Brian's girlfriend (I mean ex-girlfriend) dress him, or did his mother?" Ok, u know, I just cant be mean to this guy, I feel horrible already, so I'm gonna shut up now! (Brian, if u read this, I am so sorry! I had to do it *lol*)