Wal-Mart
- Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
- Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
- Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
- Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!".
- Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
- Try on bras over top of your clothes.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
- While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens
- Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
- Play with the automatic doors.
- Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
- While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
- Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
- Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
- Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
- Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
- As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
- Put M&M's on layaway.
- Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
- Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
- Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
- Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
- Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
- Toilet Paper as much of the store as possible.
- Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
- Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
- Take bets on the battle described above.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."
- Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
- Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
- Two words: "Marco Polo."
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
- Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
- Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive.
- Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
- Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
- Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
- Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
