The Asshole

One day, the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which one should be in charge. The brain said, "I do all the thinking, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The eyes said, "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are at all times, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The hands said, "Without me, we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve, so I am the most important and I should be in charge." The legs said, "Without me, we wouldn't be able to move anywhere, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." Then the rectum said, "I think I should be in charge." All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important You can't be in charge." So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were wobbly, the stomach was queasy, the hands were shaky, the eyes were watery, and the brain was cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge. The moral of the story? You don't have to be the most important to be in charge. Just be an asshole.