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 .UPDATE - Febuary 6, 2004 - "At the recent Superbowl between the Patriots of New England and the Panthers of South Carolina, the drama of the game took the back seat to the controversy of the halftime show. Janet Jackson made a bold move and revealed her chest to the millions of viewers on public television. I can only wonder what she was thinking. Several people claim that this was not a wild gesture to earn fame and a new "bad girl" image. Upon further investigation, her inspiration came from a very unexpected source. Jackson, a huge fan of the famous and very successful Titte Brothers, showed her "BOOOBIES" as a tribute to her idols. Apparantly it was even a signal for them to fly in on parachutes. Viewers from the stadium claim they saw who they think were the Titte Brothers fly in at precisely that moment. However, this too is false. The Titte Brothers have gone mysteriously missing. The lead singer of Chumbawumba and his third grade teacher were disguised as the Titte Brothers in an effort to defame the Titte name in hopes of defeating them in the Santa Fe Rock-off. They flew in and shouted "Boobies" in the regular Titte manner, but then preceded to drink malt alcohol while "sexing up pregnant doges". Woe is me for the actions of this fallen star and teacher of geometry. Carlos, Jean Louis, wherever you are, this reporter was never fooled, and I hope these terrible actions do not taint your name." - cnn reports. - Discuss this news on the Message Board! UPDATE - Febuary 4, 2004 - "The Titte' brothers did make an appearance at the Super Bowl halftime show. Janet Jackson's breast was the signal to look to the sky where the brothers were parachuting into the stadium. Television viewers missed out on the rare opportunity to see the brothers live. I, for one, attended the Super Bowl by sneaking in a box of wheaties that was served to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady for breakfast that morning. I am sneaky. Over and out." - Columnist Christopher Walken. - Discuss this news on the Message Board! UPDATE - Febuary 1, 2004 - The Titte Brother's will supposedly be at the superbowl today. Word is out that they may make an appearance at half-time if they can get over their differences with Kid Rock. UPDATE - October 31, 2003 - An anonymous source has reported that the older Titter brother is homosexual. UPDATE - August 1, 2002 - Word of the Titte Brothers movie has been speculated to debut in late 2005. The movie was rumored to be picked up by Rob Reiner and Harry Shearer, producers and writers of Spinal Tap. UPDATE - July 2, 2001 - A recent poll concludes that most fan's prefer older Titte Brothers to their newer releases. However, the brother's chose not to comment on this and responded with "baby wants to suck 'em!" UPDATE - December 25, 1999 - The Titte Brothers are scheduled to play in New York City for the millenium New Years celebration as a token of their appreciation for the award of Millenium's most influential artist. UPDATE - Febuary 1, 1999 - A rare autograph of the titte brothers was found in a pink autograph book by a doctor who had worked to support the Little Donny Foundation. He refused to say how he obtained the autograph but that it really didnt matter. The autograph read "Mommas got some big ol' *******." The autograph was sold on ebay for over 200,000 dollars. UPDATE - January 1, 1999 - Long time, no update folks. We at The Titte Brothers have been exhausted recently with our world wide arena tour, finishing in beautiful Hawaii. This legendary tour put the TITTE BROTHERS at the top of all major charts. All events sold out except for the event in Santa Fe during their 98/99 tour. This made the Titte brothers the highest grossing performers of all time. Keep rocking Carlos and Jean Louis! UPDATE - December 31, 1998 - 10 million Titte Brothers posters have been printed and are expected to sell out instantly. UPDATE-November 15, 1998 - Riots broke out a Titté Brothers concert sending 9 citizens to the hospital, one of which had "many cuts and bruises in his chest area" as a doctor reported. The President stated that if Titte Brothers continue to sanction riots and violence, they could earn jail time. But thats just his way of saying ROCK ON TITTE!!! UPDATE - MAY 1, 1998 - The brothers took a break from their world-wide arena tour to perform for and support Little Donny. Conspirators say their intentions were not noble however. UPDATE - March 13, 1997 - Jean Louis and Carlos -- were recently voted the most influencial artists of the millenium by time magazine. Check out the Message Board! to talk about Titte Brothers Rumors, Fun Facts, or anything! |
