Leonardo, New Jersey

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You are...Silent Bob! You helpful and reliable but
your friend is the "voice" behind it
all. You're more of the quite type.

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    Dogma
    You are... Dogma - "Me lead you? Lady, I don't
    even know where the hell I am half the
    time!" You really like drugs. Like, REALLY like drugs.
    You're very laid back and relaxed... you also
    get pretty philosophical at times. You don't
    even notice when people hate you. Perhaps it's
    better that way.

    What movie quote are YOU?
    Dreamer

    ="f" stroked21600 0"/> singing voice is quite nice. You have great
    self-esteem, but no one knows why, since your
    arms don't work and you have no legs.

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    The Sanity Test

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    Answer the following with either a yes or a No.

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    Let the Testing Begin…

    1. People constantly call you mad, crazy, or insane.
    2. You talk to inanimate objects.
    3. They Talk Back
    4. You believe in the extraterrestrial.
    5. You’ve seen the extraterrestrial.
    6. Time has no meaning to you.
    7. You hear voices in your head.
    8. You hold conversations with those voices.
    9. You’ve set stuff on fire for the sole purpose of giving it that cool burned effect.
    10. You have an eclectic group of friends.
    11. Your paranoid people are following you.
    12. People are following you.
    13. You’ve memorized the words to over 26 songs.
    14.   On your own, you’ve found hidden messages by playing records Backwards.
    15. Squirrels and seagulls respect your presence.
    16. You have an obsession with riding elevators.
    17. You’ve faked illnesses for no clear reason but the fun of it.
    18. You’ve tried to convince people jackelopes are real.
    19. You have seen a jackelope.
    20. Random people seem to know your name.
    21. You have blanks spots when remembering things.
    22. You have a short attention span.
    23. You believe Pixie Stixs are more than just candy.
    24. You can easily pick out an element that truly represents you.
    25. You have/could spend hours staring at a blank T.v set.
    26. You have/could spend hours staring at a STACICED t.V SET.
    27. You yell in rage when someone keeps you from doing #25 0r #26.
    28. You’ve been on medication before.
    29. You find leprechauns( or other creatures) in your backyard.
    30. You talk to animals.
    31. They talk back.

    34. Your idol is a killer, stoner, arsonist, insane, musician, or all                   of the above.

    35.   You stare at lights just so later your eyes will be seeing cool looking spots.

    36.  You uinderstand that running around in circles to buils endurance is stupid.

    37.  However, running around in circles to annoy those doing it for endurance is fun.

    38.  You’ve screamed fire, rape , thief, or murderer in public place.

    39.  Someone has screamed fire, rape , thief, or murderer in reference to you.

    40.  You’ve blown more than 4 things up.

    41. You could stare at a fire for hours.

    42.  You know how to make weapons from everyday objects.

    43.  People seem to be  scared of you or have a kind of distant high respect for you.

    44. You wear uniforms of school and/or work places you don’t belong to.

    45. You stash stuff everywhere and all your stuff is hidden for fear of someone finding it.

    46.  You pull of pranks when only yourself knows about it.

    47.  You spend endless hours listening to a single cd.

    48. If you need something you always know who or where to get it from.

    49.  People come to you with odd requests.

    50. You need to take a test to determine your sanity level.

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    Iris – Goo Goo Dolls

    And I'd give up forever to touch you
    Cos I know that you feel me somehow
    You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
    And I don't want to go home right now
     
    And all I can taste is this moment
    And all I can breathe is your life
    Cos sooner or later it's over
    I just don't want to miss you tonight
     
    And I don't want the world to see me
    Cos I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am
     
    And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you'd bleed just to know you're alive
     
    And I don't want the world to see me
    Cos I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am
     
    And I don't want the world to see me
    Cos I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am
     
    And I don't want the world to see me
    Cos I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am
     
    I just want you to know who I am
    I just want you to know who I am
    I just want you to know who I am
     
     
    Slide Lyrics – Goo Goo Dolls
     
    Could you whisper in my ear
    The things you wanna feel
    I'll give you anything
    To feel it comin'

    Do you wake up on your own
    And wonder where you are
    You live with all your faults

    Chorus:
    I wanna wake up where you are
    I won't say anything at all
    So why don't you slide

    Yeah we're gonna let it, slide

    Don't you love the life you killed
    The priest is on the phone
    Your father hit the wall
    Your ma disowned you

    Don't suppose I'll ever know
    What it means to be a man
     
    Live Forever – Oasis

    Maybe I don't really want to know
    How your garden grows
    I just want to fly
    Lately did you ever feel the pain
    In the morning rain
    As it soaks it to the bone

    Maybe I just want to fly
    I want to live I don't want to die
    Maybe I just want to breath
    Maybe I just don't believe
    Maybe you're the same as me
    We see things they'll never see
    You and I are gonna live forever

    Maybe I don't really want to know
    How your garden grows
    I just want to fly Lately did you ever feel the pain
    In the morning rain
    As it soaks it to the bone

    Maybe I will never be
    All the things that I want to be
    But now is not the time to cry
    Now's the time to find out why
    I think you're the same as me
    We see things they'll never see
    You and I are gonna live forever
    We're gonna live forever
    Gonna live forever
    Live forever
    Forever

     
    Wonderwall – Oasis

    Today is gonna be the day
    That they're gonna throw it back to you
    By now you should've somehow
    Realized what you gotta do
    I don't believe that anybody
    Feels the way I do about you now

    Backbeat the word was on the street
    That the fire in your heart is out
    I'm sure you've heard it all before
    But you never really had a doubt
    I don't believe that anybody feels
    The way I do about you now

    And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
    And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
    There are many things that I would
    Like to say to you
    I don't know how

    Because maybe
    You're gonna be the one who saves me
    And after all
    You're my wonderwall

    Today was gonna be the day
    But they'll never throw it back to you
    By now you should've somehow
    Realized what you're not to do
    I don't believe that anybody
    Feels the way I do
    About you now

    And all the roads that lead to you were winding
    And all the lights that light the way are blinding
    There are many things that I would like to say to you
    I don't know how

    I said maybe
    You're gonna be the one who saves me
    And after all
    You're my wonderwall

    I said maybe
    You're gonna be the one who saves me
    And after all
    You're my wonderwall

    Said maybe
    You're gonna be the one that saves me
    You're gonna be the one that saves me
    You're gonna be the one that saves me

     
    Tainted Love- Marilyn Manson/Soft Cell

    Sometimes I feel I've got to
    Run away I've got to
    Get away
    From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    I've lost my lights
    I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I'll run from you
    This tainted love you've given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that's not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love

    Now I know I've got to
    Run away I've got to
    Get away
    You don't really want any more from me
    To make things right
    You need someone to hold you tight
    You think love is to pray
    But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I'll run from you
    This tainted love you've given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that's not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love

    Don't touch me please
    I cannot stand the way you tease
    I love you though you hurt me so
    Now I'm going to pack my things and go
    Touch me baby, tainted love
    Touch me baby, tainted love
    Touch me baby, tainted love

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I'll run from you
    This tainted love you've given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that's not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love
    Tainted love
     
    Here’s To Tonight - Eve 6
     
    So denied so I lied
    Are you the now or never kind?
    In a day and a day love
    I'm going to be gone for good again

    Are you willing to be had? Are you cool with just tonight?

    Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.
    Here's to the night we felt alive.
    Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.
    Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon.

    Put your name on the line
    along with place and time
    want to stay, not to go, I want to ditch the logical.

    Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.
    Here's to the night we felt alive.
    Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.
    Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon.

    All my time is froze in motion
    can't I stay an hour or two or more
    don't let me let you go

    don't let me let you go

    Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.
    Here's to the night we felt alive.
    Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.
    Here's to goodbye, tomorrow's going to come to soon.

    To soon

    Here's to the night we felt alive
    Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
    Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon
     
    Ka Boom Ka Boom – Marilyn Manson
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom 
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom

    We're a death marching band, peter pan off the wagon
    Entertain but never trust anyone sober
    What tastes less but tastes good, my stop hats top hating
    Unsane cheerleaders porn poms in pipe bombs

    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
    I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
    Don't say no, just say now

    I like a big car cause I'm a big star
    I'll make a big rock and roll hit
    I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
    I am, I am, I am so yours

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

    I'm the leader of the club, and I've shrugged off my mouse ears
    We fly no-class Dumbo jets, and drive hardcore-o-vettes
    We fight war with drugs, and our sex always formal
    We wear lawsuits when we get high, high, high

    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
    I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
    Don't say no, just say now

    I like a big car cause I'm a big star
    I'll make a big rock and roll hit
    I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
    I am, I am, I am so yours

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

    Inhale exhale, lets all hail
    It's a depraved new world
    Inhale exhale, lets all hail
    It's a depraved new world
    I like a big car cause I'm a big star
    I'll make a big rock and roll hit
    I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
    I am, I am, I am so yours

    I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar
    Call it fake, I call it as good as it gets
    Nothing in this world is real
    Except you are for me, and I am so yours

    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
     
    Possum Kingdom – The Toadies
     
    Make up your mind
    Decide to walk with me
    Around the lake tonight
    Around the lake tonight
    By my side
    By my side
    I'm not gonna lie
    I'll not be a gentleman
    Behind the boathouse
    I'll show you my dark secret

    I'm not gonna lie
    I want you for mine
    My blushing bride
    My lover, be my lover, yeah...

    Don't be afraid
    I didn't mean to scare you
    So help me, Jesus

    I can promise you
    You'll stay as beautiful
    With dark hair
    And soft skin...forever
    Forever

    Make up your mind
    Make up your mind
    And I'll promise you
    I will treat you well
    My sweet angel
    So help me, Jesus

    (hey, hey, hey)

    Give it up to me
    Give it up to me
    Do you wanna be
    My angel?
    So help me!

    Be my angel
    Be my angel
    Do you wanna die?
    I promise you
    I will treat you well
    My sweet angel
    So help me, Jesus

    Jesus
    Jesus
    Jesus...

    Champagne Supernova - Oasis

    How many special people change
    How many lives are living strange
    Where were you when we were getting high?
    Slowly walking down the hall
    Faster than a cannon ball
    Where were you while we were getting high?

    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova in the sky
    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova
    A champagne supernova in the sky

    Wake up the dawn and ask her why
    A dreamer dreams she never dies
    Wipe that tear away now from your eye
    Slowly walking down the hall
    Faster than a cannon ball
    Where were you when we were getting high?

    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova in the sky
    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova
    A champagne supernova in the sky

    Cos people believe that they're
    Gonna get away for the summer
    But you and I, we live and die
    The world's still spinning round
    We don't know why
    Why, why, why, why

    How many special people change
    How many lives are living strange
    Where were you when we were getting high?
    Slowly walking down the hall
    Faster than a cannon ball
    Where were you while we were getting high?

    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova in the sky
    Some day you will find me
    Caught beneath the landslide
    In a champagne supernova
    A champagne supernova in the sky

    Cos people believe that they're
    Gonna get away for the summer
    But you and I, we live and die
    The world's still spinning round
    We don't know why
    Why, why, why, why

    How many special people change
    How many lives are living strange
    Where were you when we were getting high?
    We were getting high
    We were getting high
    We were getting high
    We were getting high

    Slow Motion – Third Eye Blind

    Ms. jones taught me english, but I think I just shot her son
    Cause he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you cannot run
    Now he’s bleeding in a vacant lot
    The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
    I guess I didn’t mean it
    But man you shoulda seen it
    His flesh explode

    Slow motion
    See me let go
    We tend to die young
    Slow motion
    See me let go
    What a brother knows
    Slow motion
    See me let go

    Now the cops will get me
    But girl, if you would let me
    I’ll take your pants off
    I gotta a little bit of blow
    We could both get off
    Later bathing in the afterglow
    Two lines of coke I’d cut with draino
    And her nose starts to bleed
    A most beautiful ruby red

    Slow motion
    See me let go
    We’ll remember these days
    Slow motion
    See me let go
    Urban life decay’s
    Slow motion
    See me let go

    And at home
    My sister’s eating paint chips again
    Maybe that’s why she’s insane
    I shut the door to her moaning
    And I shoot smack in my vains
    And wouldn’t you
    See my neighbor’s beating his wife
    Because he hates his life
    There’s an arc to his fist as he swings
    Oh man, what a beautiful thing

    And death slides close to me
    Won’t grow old to be
    A junkie whine-o creep

    Hollywood glamourized my wrath
    I’m the young urban psyco path
    I encite murder for your entertainment
    Cause I needed the money
    What’s your excuse?
    The joke’s on you

    Slow motion
    See me let go (aaahh)
    Oh yeah
    Slow motion
    See me let go (aaahh)
    Ahhhh
    Slow motion
    See me let go (aaahh)
    Oooh

    Sour Girl – Stone Temple Pilots

    She turned away, what was she looking at?
    She was a sour girl the day that she met me
    Hey, what are you looking at?
    She was a happy girl the day that she left me

    What would you do?
    What would you do if I follow you?
    What would you do? I follow

    Don’t turn away, what are you looking at?
    He was so happy on the day that he met her
    Say, what are you looking at?
    I was a superman, the looks are deceiving

    The rollercoaster ride’s a lonely one
    I pay the ransom note to stop it from steaming
    Hey, what are you looking at?
    She was a teenage girl when she met me

    What would you do?
    What would you do if I follow you?
    What would you do? I follow

    What would you do? ....

    The girl got reasons
    They all got reasons

    What would you do? ....

    Hey, what are you looking at?
    She was a happy girl the day that she left me
    The day that she left me / the day that she left me
    She was a happy girl the day that she left me
    The day that she left me / the day that she left me
    She was a happy girl the day that she left me

    Closer – Nine Inch Nails

    you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
    you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
    help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
    help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
    I want to fuck you like an animal
    I want to feel you from the inside
    I want to fuck you like an animal
    my whole existence is flawed
    you get me closer to god
    you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
    you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
    help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
    help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
    I want to fuck you like an animal
    I want to feel you from the inside
    I want to fuck you like an animal
    my whole existence is flawed
    you get me closer to god

    through every forest, above the trees
    within my stomach, scraped off my knees
    I drink the honey inside your hive
    you are the reason I stay alive

    I Don’t Like Mondays – The Boomtown Rats

    The silicon chip inside her head
    Gets switched to overload,
    And nobody's gonna go to school today,
    She's going to make them stay at home,
    And daddy doesn't understand it,
    He always said she was as good as gold,
    And he can see no reason
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to be shown

    Tell me why
    I Dont't like Mondays
    I want to shoot
    The whole day down

    The Telex machine is kept so clean
    As it types to a waiting world,
    And Mother feels so shocked,
    Father's world is rocked,
    And their thoughts turn to
    Their own little girl
    Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen,
    No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
    They can see no reasons
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to be shown

    Tell me why
    I Dont't like Mondays
    I want to shoot
    The whole day down

    All the playing's stopped in the playground now
    She wants to play with her toys a while
    And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
    And the lesson today is how to die,
    And then the bullhorn crackles,
    And the captain crackles,
    With the problems and the how's and why's
    And he can see no reasons
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to die

    The silicon chip inside her head
    Gets switched to overload,
    And nobody's gonna go to school today,
    She's going to make them stay at home,
    And daddy doesn't understand it,
    He always said she was as good as gold,
    And he can see no reason
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to be shown

    Tell me why
    I Dont't like Mondays
    I want to shoot
    The whole day down

    Stop Crying Your Heart Out – Oasis

    Hold on...
    Hold on...
    Don't be scared..
    You'll never change what's been and gone,
    May your smile,
    Shine on
    Don't be scared
    Your destiny will keep you on,
    Cuz all of the stars,
    Have faded away,
    Just try not to worry,
    You'll see them some day,
    Take what you need,
    And be on your way,
    And stop crying your heart out!
    Get up
    Come on
    Why you scared?
    You'll never change what's been and gone
    Cuz all of the stars
    Have faded away,
    Just try not to worry,
    You'll see them some day,
    Just take what you need
    And be on your way
    And stop crying your heart out

    (music verse)

    Cuz all of the stars
    Have faded away,
    Just try not to worry,
    You'll see them some day,
    Just take what you need
    And be on your way
    And stop crying your heart out
    Stop crying your heart out)x2

    (more music)

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    The Questions…

    1.            Pick the music you like the most…

    a.      Anything and everything ICP

    b.      Music reminds me of life, I hate music.

    c.      Music you could kill people too.

    d.      Heavy Metal

    e.      Some ICP, some current day punk music.

    2.            What would you do if you found a penny on the ground?

    a.      Pick up, lick it, then eat it.

    b.      Ignore the penny as it is probably glued to the ground to trick you.

    c.      Pick it up and throw it at the next person you see.

    d.      Pick it up put it in your shoe then frantically search the ground for more precious pennies.

    e.      What penny? Its only an illusion of life.

    3.            How do you eat your food?

    a.      As quickly as possible

    b.      I don’t eat.

    c.      However I damn well please too eat it.

    d.      Slowly, savoring every bite for its tastiness.

    e.      With a fork.

    4.            Someone tells you to leave them now, you react by:

    a.      Leaving them now.

    b.      Slapping them on the cheek then leaving them.

    c.      Leave them only to turn around and stalk them in five minutes.

    d.      You don’t leave, weak humans have no control over your actions.

    e.      Whine incessantly until they take what they said back.

    5.            You dream of…

    a.      Conquering the world, or at least a 3rd world country.

    b.      Killing your family.

    c.      You have no dreams as you do not sleep.

    d.      Being with the one you love.

    e.      Waking up.

    6.            Demons have possessed your younger sister you 

    a.      Smile and become their new best friend.

    b.      Kill her. (Finally an excuse!)

    c.      Live with her like nothing happened.

    d.      Jump for joy! You finally have a chance to perform an exorcism.

    e.      Runaway.

    7.            I have to go now the quiz is over. Buh Bye!

    a.      *stab* *stab* *murder* *murder* *poke* *poke*.

    b.      No it can’t end!! But but… I want more.

    c.      Bye Bye!

    d.      Thank you, this godforsaken quiz has ended.

    e.      ::says nothing::

    It’s over now.  You can go, wait! First write down your numbers and answers and send them to Travisty13@aol.com I’ll send you back your results within 3 days.

    Farewell For Now And Ever.

    ***Smokey***



    Dreamer

    Dreamer

    (Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler)

     

    You are a DREAMER (SIAF)— reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do. Talk to yourself less, other people more.

     

    Kevin Smith Movies:

    • Jersey Girl
    • Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
    • Dogma
    • Chasing Amy
    • Mallrats
    • Clerks

    Web Sites:

    Movie Poop Shoot
    Guitar Tabs
    Vampires - A Dark Alleyway...
    Muffin Films
    Desktop Games & Guns
    Adult Swim
    Rotteneggs.com

    Email: travisty13@aol.com