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Starring

Kristin Soch

Chris Wright

Emily DeFranceschi

Brandon Schnabel

Jason Dolphin

Synopsis

A brief, 10 minute school project displaying the anti-transcedentalism elements of a chapter in Tim Obrien's book, The Things They Carried.

Jeff's Review/Opinion of the movie

I don't even need to read the book to tell you that it's better than the movie. However, despite its feeble attempt at educating the viewers this film must be regarded as a milestone in Enzymefilms history. There were girls in it...Yes! After the years of constant Jeff, occasional Nick, and rare but there Elliot, the company has finally decided to expand and include not just one, but two females in it's latest work. Such a stunt had been attempted before but with little success. You see, originally Frostedcupcake was going to be the chaser in The Reason, but it didn't end up in the movie for some...reason. Haha. Come to think of it, we were standing out there for awhile, and I had to climb up a hill lots of times...what the hell happened to that scene? Having women in the movies opens a door to a new frontier for Enzymefilms & friends. No longer will the characters be limited to socially challenged guys(The Reason), gay guys (The Trespasser, The Trespasser 2,The Trespasser 3, El Partido, Joseph Field, Technical Bullhead), psychotic murders who are only interested in killing and eating everybody and couldn't care less about women (Smells Like Bacon), really old perverted guys who have forgotten what its like and only want to find a painless way to die so they can get to heaven and be surrounded by young naked women for all of eternity (Emily Dickinson), or the perfect guy who simply goes to a place much too scary for girls (The Haunted, The Haunted 2, The Haunted 3, The Haunted 26, and however many of those we did). If this new trend continues, expect the trespassing done in Trespasser 4 to be a little bit more interesting. Anyway, the movie (this one), I'd watch it again...if I had my gameboy during the boring parts.