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The Only Official News of THE FILM ? March 28, 2004 I have returned to my website, like the prodigal king...but more of a girl than a king would be. I find that my website if rife with inside jokes a year dead. Even so, my own creative genius awakens in me a passion long forgotten. The blood in my veins quickens like little bunnies coming out of their little bunny holes for spring; each breath of air I intake heartily, tasting on it the sweet tang of inspiration. And so I realize that I must realize the innate power of my vision, and thusly take up the keyboard once more, in hopes of...oh, sorry, I saw something shiny out of the corner of my eye. I can't remember what I was saying... I now roleplay. And not just creepy Gypsyshewolf shit. Oh no, I roleplay for real, DnD style, and consequently have all kinds of new exposure to fantasy which will, of course, figure into THE FILM. I will be systematically re-doing a lot of this website. And finishing other parts. I will make THE FILM happen before I leave for Kenya, so help me God. ? March 2, 2003 Well, I thought that no one looked at my website, but I stand corrected. Seeing that the overwhelming interst in THE FILM has resurfaced made me decide to update the NEWS page. Mr. Lazzari has a band called Wonderloaf. I am still writing the script of THE FILM, but I am working on it. I'm not just saying that, I'm REALLY working on the script in between shoveling my way through the poo poo heap of homework in which I am buried. Maybe I should go to school once in awhile... My soul is so dark and forlorn, I know not how I go on in my suburban dream life, where nothing is out of place, but my hormones drive me to write crappy, unhappy poetry about my angst ridden soul. It's SSSSOOOO difficult. ? December 22, 2002 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers came out on Wednesday, and it was AWESOME! However, it would have been far awesomer in costume. Too bad I'm the only one with the balls to don the garb! And they call themselves my friends... No one looks at this News page, sometimes I wonder why I bother. Samir is a creep. That silly little boy needs to stop showing up here and signing my guestbook, stalking me, and talking about my underwear. I'm starting to be frightened. Louis now has a link to his page. There are NEW guestbook questions. Go and enjoy! MERRY CHRISTMAS! And if you live somewhere other than the Center of Culture here, Happy Chanuka, Kwanza, Yule, or whatever. ? October 13, 2002 I am working on the questionaire of THE FILM, soon those cast pages will be up and ready for viewing. I recieved a digital camera for my birthday last month (which was pirate themed), and so soon the remaining pages of this website will be up and ready (make a dash for the bathroom; I know this is exciting, but urinating at the computer just isn't classy.) Several people have been referred to the website, and they responded as usual: with screeching, crying, obsession, and love. I am writing an article about THE FILM for the Tom-Tom, the school newspaper. Soon the whole world will know. I have to sell pumpkin candles as a fundraiser for poms, so if you're on the look for a candle, I'm your boy. ? September 12, 2002 I changed the COOL STUFF page alittle bit, and I am working on the individual profiles for the cast. I have added a Q&A Page to the Official Website of THE FILM. School started again. My life is dreary. Louis would rather be lab partners with Mormon Joe than me. ? August 18, 2002 There's a new format for the NEWS page. I am a web-goddess! Tomorrow, I return to school. No, THE FILM did not get filmed, but by Thor's hammer, I will avenge this mishap and film it some time soon. So nobody get their undies in a bunch, I am gonna film THE FILM, it will be done. I went clothes shopping. Last weekend the some of the cast went up and had a big weekend in Michigan at Janine's Stealth Cottage. Ever since THE FILM, the cast has become really close, claiming that they have formed friendships that will last forever. Footage of the vacation will be airing on MTV soon, under the name "The Posse House." The best part? When Katie had to go "#2." Hee Hee...poop is ssssoooo funny! LMAO! LOL! TISFIMGSM! The only thing that could have livened it up more was some non-alcoholic beer. Afterall, there was parental supervision, and Sting did drop by a few times (he can be such a pest!) ? NEWS for June 10, 2002 OH MY HOLY ELF! I have written about Orlando on the COOL STUFF page. HAHAHAHAHA! Now all that's left to do is have the marriage ceremony!!!!!! Then the world... Rebel that I am, I stole a picture of The Lord of Darkness, or as I like to call him, Scrotch (we're close friends ever since an incident with sinners and a toilet), from a Legend website. If anyone complains I'll just explain that he told me to do it, and the makers of Legend websites have to be under the control of Beezelbub too, so who's gonna complain? Unfortunately, my efforts may be in vain as the picture won't show up. I felt so rebellious today, that I would have set a garbage can on fire if there was one handy. ? NEWS for June 9, 2002 I am working on the COOL STUFF page, and during the course of my research, I have stumbled upon the original script for Legend (originally called Legend of Darkness). It is one of those rare fantasy movies, and to some extent inspiration for THE FILM. It's about Jack, played by Tom Cruise, and some unicorns, and the Devil, who gets thrown into space at the end. It was integral part of my childhood. I have learned the most amazing thing: it originally included a dirty sex scene with the devil and a cat woman. Now why would they take that out? I have cast the fans of THE FILM. They're going to be four girls from my pom squad who are going to come to the premiere and scream and wave signs saying things like "I Love THE FILM" and "Marry Me, FILM!" and "My life is a Meaningless Black Abyss Without THE FILM!" I'm having some trouble setting a definite filming date for THE FILM, due to vacation schedules of several cast members. If you are a cast member (and not one of those thousands of obsessed fans always frequenting my site) please write to me and let me know when you can film, it'll probably take about three consecutive days of filming. I'm going to do it when the greatest number of people can be there, so if you can't, I am sorry, and I'll find something for you to do in the sequel. ? NEWS for May 25, 2002 I have talked about the film for long hours at school. Sometimes I think about the script of the film. I really like tazoberry and cream drinks from Starbucks.