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After the Home Movies chat (see link on Brendon's other hand to see what I mean), The Landstander felt Smgannan had not learned his....er, her...lesson. So, he IMed him/her. The following is a transcript of that instant messenger session, in its entire form. No edits have been made

The Landstander1 : Hello, friend.
Smgannan
: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TORTURE ME
The Landstander1 : Hey, "You"...good job
Smgannan
: SHUT UP ASS HOLE
The Landstander1 : See, you get your message across better when you say "you" instead of "u"
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : UU
Smgannan : U
Smgannan : U
The Landstander1 : ...Totally unneccessary.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Landstander1 : Now, that isn't even the correct amount if the letter was acceptable in the first place.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Landstander1 : Now, sir, this is not correct.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan : DNT CALL ME SIR I AM A GIRL AND I LIKE GUYS
Smgannan : *DONT
The Landstander1 : DNT, is that a-
The Landstander1
: Oh, you made a spelling error.
The Landstander1
: I understand now.
Smgannan
: WUT WERE U GOING TO SAY AND YES I SAID U
The Landstander1 : I was going to take an attempt at guessing exactly what "DNT" meant
The Landstander1
: However, that quickly became unneccessary, as you pointed out your mistake.
The Landstander1
: Good job, you have saved me time and precious brain power.
Smgannan
: YES YOU NEED ALL YOU CAN GET
Smgannan : U NEED A LOT
The Landstander1 : Sir.
The Landstander1
: We've been over this, and over this...
The Landstander1
: I don't think it is sinking in
The Landstander1
: "You"
Smgannan
: DO NOT CALL ME SIR
The Landstander1 : Why, oh, you
Smgannan
: MRS
The Landstander1 : I am not a Mrs.
The Landstander1
: It is rude of you to call me one
Smgannan
: IT IS RUDE OF U TO CALL ME ONE
The Landstander1 : You
The Landstander1
: Please, say You
Smgannan
: CALL MEA GIRL AND I WILL
The Landstander1 : Mea?
Smgannan
: *ME A
The Landstander1 : Who is this Mea?
The Landstander1
: Oh, I understand now.
The Landstander1
: You have made a spelling error.
Smgannan
: YA STUPID
The Landstander1 : I believe that would be "Yeah"
Smgannan
: CALL ME A GIRL
The Landstander1 : But we won't go into that until you have mastered "You"
Smgannan
: CALL ME A GIRL
The Landstander1 : Hello, A GIRL.
Smgannan
: I AM A GIRL AND I WOULD LIKE U TO USE A FEMALE NOUN WHEN ADRESSING ME
The Landstander1 : You
Smgannan
: FINE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO USE A FEMALE NOUN WHEN TALKING ME
Smgannan : *TO
The Landstander1 : I am guessing you...yes, there it is
The Landstander1
: Alright, I shall
Smgannan
: THAT IS A START
The Landstander1 : It is not where you start that matters, but rather where you finish
The Landstander1
: Just a little piece of advice to live by
Smgannan
: OK THANK YOU FOR THAT INPUT
The Landstander1 : Please, it was no problem.
The Landstander1
: Oh, and good job, you wrote "you"
The Landstander1
: "You" are getting better
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU
The Landstander1 : Oh no, we're going back to this
The Landstander1
: Let's compromise:
The Landstander1
: Write "youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou"
Smgannan
: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Landstander1 : I believe the more common spelling is the (coincidently, much shorter) "No"
Smgannan
: SHUT THE FUCK UP DO U UNDERTAND THAT?
The Landstander1 : Hmm...where to begin on that comment...
The Landstander1
: First off, swearing is unneccessary, and rude. Second off, it is (we've been over this many times), "You". Third, I do not know the meaning of "Undertand", though I suspect it is an uncorrected spelling mistake of that word "Understand". Third, either a period, semicolon, or comma would've been appropiate to use inbetween "Up" and "Do". Fourth, all-caps is not neccessary (although this is more a general problem than it is specific to that last comment).
Smgannan
: SHUT UP
The Landstander1 : Good, you have it as two words.
Smgannan
: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATEYOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I AHTE YOU
Smgannan : *HATE
The Landstander1 : Very good. You only made two spelling mistakes (which you corrected), and you said "I hate you" instead of "I hate u"
Smgannan
: OKAY IVE HAD ENOUGH IM BLOCKING U
The Landstander1 : Goodbye. And have a nice life.


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