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NONE
~Josh Gagnon~
Plot: 60-some year old mother (possibly a cop herself) has a son (Sly Stalone) that is a cop. The Bad guys try to take mom away, and Rambo comes to the rescue.
 : Although I didn’t see all the movie, I saw enough to see this is a crappy movie, could of realized that from the damn movie title. Mom, in this movie is the short old lady that also played a mom from the Golden Girls, but has the attitude of Clint Eastwood. She actually shoots a revolver, hits the guy and some how keeps it from recoiling back into the bridge of her nose.
How does Sly go from badass Rambo to pansy-ass “Joey” in this movie? This movie was as bad as Arnold Swartzeneger (you can’t spell it either) “Junior”, ya know, where he become pregnant (genius). Too bad they didn’t incorporate predator into that plot somehow. First these two guys try to make the best tough guy movie, now they are going trying to out due each other in the worst possible piece of garbage.
I like how Sly gets an old ass, rusted up truck, catches up to a plane, blows up ONLY the planes tires by rubbing his and the planes tired together, and then shredding one side of the propellers on the plane all in one swift swoop. Riiiight.
 : I’m sorry we’re not available right now, please try another movie.
End: I saw enough to say stay away from this movie, to make sure; I’ll even give away the ending. Sly catches a bad guy that his mom recognizes from “America’s Most Wanted” in an airport. She goes up to Sly and says “I know why he was on that show, he killed his mother!” ~Bum Bum BUM!~ (Ironic Twist)
Then sly gives her that lazy eyed stare and a stupid ass smirk, and freeze!…fade to black. People are paid to write stuff like that, amazing.
No stars, don’t bother, I don’t know why I even bothered to write this review, wasted 20 minutes of my life that I can’t get back.
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