HOP ONTO THE CHOCOLATE BOAT
Day Two: Another Disaster
"Land ahead!, Land Ahead!". It was a cry from the captain. And everyone would be emmensly glad to get off this piece of shit. After what happened the day before we were terrified. New land I see before me. I step off chocolate boat and reach into my pocket to find a Chocolate penis. Covered in saliva I question myself "HOW THE HELL DID IT GET THERE". Amazing absolutely amazing. I throw it out to sea. Caves ahead I hear.
After walking for almost 30 miles we see the caves and I walk in carrying my little dog bilbo. "Search for gold Bilbo!" I shouted.
After about 5 minutes Bilbo comes back barking mad covered in pink paint.
"I am THE BEAST OF BAGGIS CAVES!".
Bilbo exploded and what came flying into are faces was pink goo......that tasted rather like......salty.....cum.
Our beast here was a monster. An incredible monster.
"ATTACK!!!!!!!!". We ran to the direction Bilbo ran from. We saw a skinny old man wearing a pink leotard. With a micro phone. He started singing...
"Young man theres a place you can stay I said YMCA!!"
We were turning pink. Clothes, Skin abso-bluuddy-lootely everythin turned pink.
BANG...we exploded.
Saucy Farqoix