Without Pants
"In the barrowdowns message forum, we were playing a game where
you took a quote from lotr and added "without pants".
Here's a few
thingies I thought of:" ~ Beatrice Bendersbuck
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Pippin: *knocks into Frodo* Frodo! Look, Merry! It's Frodo Baggins,
without pants!
Merry: Hello Frodo without pants!
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Sam: Humph! Trust a Brandybuck and a Took without pants!
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Strider: Are you afraid without pants? (or "Do I frighten you without
pants?")
Frodo: Without pants, yes.
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Sam: Let'm go, Longshanks! Or I'll have you without pants!
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Frodo: What are they?
Strider: They once were men. Great kings of men without pants.
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Sam: Did you hear that? Rivendell! We're going to see the elves
without pants!
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Sam: Back you devils without pants!
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Pippin: Is he going to die without pants?
Strider: He is passing into the shadow world. Soon he will become a
wraith without pants like them.
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Pippin: Anyway, you need people of intelligence without pants on this
sort of mission... quest... thing...
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