In the afternoon of March 30, 1981,
as Hollywood was gearing up for its big night, the world was shocked
to see images of an attempted assassination on President Ronald
Reagan. Naturally, the event forced producer, Norman Jewison to
postpone (and possibly even cancel) the ceremonies, but Reagan,
himself, insisted that 'the show go on' the next day while he was
still recuperating in hospital. It was even reported that Reagan
watched the ceremony from his hospital bed.
Jewison later admitted
that the work was one of the most frightening moments of his life.
"You are dealing with some of the biggest egos in all the world.
And you don't realize how important this becomes to certain people, or
corporations, or companies ... The pressures to do that show are
enormous."
Booking guests to appear
seemed to be one of the biggest nightmares, and with the daunting task
of having to juggle schedules, when the actual ceremony had to be
postponed for a couple of days, things simply got worse.
He recalled watching in
horror, the news feed of the President, who was scheduled to appear
that evening on the telecast, when scheduled singer, Dolly Parton,
nominated that year for her song, 9-5, popped her head in his office.
He shrieked, "Dolly, look! The president has been
shot." She quipped, "While don't look at me! I
didn't do it!"
From the Monologue
For those of you watching at home,
welcome to Hollywood's version of 'Ordinary People'.
This program tonight is being seen in
over 63 countries all over the world with an estimated viewing public
of 300 million people. In fact, even as I speak, my words are
being translated in Spanish and Arabic. And that's just for the benefit
of Los Angeles.
Tonight, as you know, is the night
that the winners all thank the little people, that they stepped on all
year.
Now you all know that being an actor
is a unique profession. I understand that John Gavin has just
resigned as Ambassador to Mexico, when he was offered a movie of the
week. ... Now I like John Gavin, but I don't think he has the
credentials for that job ... as I was telling the Minister of
Agriculture ... Marvin Hamlisch.
Reagan has asked for severe cuts in
aid to the Arts and Humanities. It's Reagan's strongest attack
since he signed with Warner Brothers. .... I bet he's up and
around now.
You can spot the United Artists
executives in the audience tonight. They're the ones with the
yellow ribbons, waiting for Heaven's Gate to be released.
Personally I don't understand the
success of video tape. Why pay $50 for a movie on tape, when you
can pay $40 to see it in the movies.
The biggest moneymaker in Hollywood
last year was Columbia ... not the studio ... the company.
I'm sure all of us here offer
congratulations to Jane, Dolly and Lily, for having the courage to
make a film dealing with sexism and male chauvinism. And now
that you chicks got that off your chest, you can get back to cooking
and making babies.
There was another controversy in
Hollywood last year. ... Various minorities were offended by
films like Fort Apache, Cruising and Dressed to Kill, and Charlie
Chan. In fact, this was a bad year indeed, if you were a gay
Chinese from the Bronx.
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Ominous Foreshadowing Part 1:
Irene Cara singing Fame
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Lot's of people may have watched
the ceremonies that evening, but there is little doubt that the
attempted assassination of the President was on the mind's of
most American's. The world still had lots to learn about
the crazed sociopath, John Hinkley, who's motives were inspired
by his own quest for immortal fame.
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The Deathbed Award:
Henry Fonda |
The frail, 75 year old actor was
causing a bit of an embarrassment with the Academy, in that he
had never won an Oscar in the past, despite an incredible body
of work. His only nomination occurred back in 1940 with
The Grapes of Wrath.
The Academy finally chose to make up for lost time by honoring
the man with a special Oscar. In the meantime, daughter
Jane was attempting to go one better. She had bought the
film rights to the play, On Golden Pond, and used it as an
opportunity to settle old feuds that she and her father had
suffered.
A clip from the film ended a touching montage of Fonda's best
work, but who would have guessed that the actor would find
himself winning the Best Actor prize the very next year?
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Ominous
Foreshadowing Part 2:
"Hey, I want one of those!" |
Guess what TV actor can be seen
in a promo
for with other members of his hit sitcom during the Academy
Awards, wishing they could get 'one of those'.? While
the actor would later go on to be an Oscar winner, he had to
have it explained to him that the Oscar's are for movies - not
for TV.
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Ominous Foreshadowing Part 2:
DeNiro Wins Best Actor
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Robert DeNiro claimed that
facts about Reagan's assassination scared him so much that he
actually couldn't focus on his acting for at least six
months. While he didn't know it that night, it would soon
be revealed that John Hinkley had a thing for his film Taxi
Driver, and was living out the life of DeNiro's character, who
assassinates a public figure, and attempts to rescue Jodie
Foster.
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Sissy and Robert had the
pleasure of having the people they won Oscar's for playing, in
the audience that evening. Both Loretta Lynn and Jake
LaMotta looked on as the actor's accepted their prizes.
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Lucy Arnez gets the honor of performing
'Hooray for Hollywood', as part of that years' tacky musical
intro.
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To explain the awards, the Academy was
always looking for a gimmick. That year, the Dorothy
Chandler Ushers were brought out to tap-dance their way
through it.
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Best Actress nominee, Mary Tyler Moore goofs
when she instructs Jack Lemmon to open the envelope for Best
Supporting Actor, before the final nominee, Jason Robards, is
announced.
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A nervous, and very young, Timothy Hutton,
accepts the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
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Fresh from her role in The Incredible
Shrinking Woman, Lily Tomlin demonstrates the wonders of the
Optical Printer, prior to presenting its creators with a
special Oscar.
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Dolly performs her nominated song, 9 to 5.
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Moscow Does not Believe in Tears, and they
also didn't believe in allowing their film makers out of the
country. To accept the Best Foreign Language Film award,
they sent a diplomat to Hollywood.
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Mary Steenburgen takes the Best Supporting
Actress award for her role in Melvin and Howard.
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Pavarotti was just making a name for himself
in America, and his acting debut (which was a disaster) was
just around the corner. A highlight of the evening was
not necessarily his performance, but his presentation of the
Best Song Award. Hearing Luciano Pavarotti announce
"Dolly Parton for 9 to 5." and "Willie Nelson
for On the Road Again." was hysterical.
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Great directors, George Cukor and King
Vidor, pass out the Oscar for Best Director.
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Sissy Spacek takes the Best Actress prize
for playing Loretta Lynn in A Coal Miner's Daughter.
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Lilian Gish, who rose to fame in 1916 with
the thoroughly racist, Birth of a Nation, hands out the Best
Picture Oscar.
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