Home to the Irreverent and the Irrelevant. Blame my perverted sense of humour if you don't get something on this side. Though then again it's not all funny funny, just ideas for now. Don't miss the New Names at the bottom, from "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey...
"Your name of Zipacna creates an idealistic, sensitive nature and a desire for culture and the refinements of life. You would work best in a relaxed environment at tasks involving writing, mathematical, or analytical skills that require concentration. You appear calm to others, but at times you suffer inwardly with nervous tension. You can find it difficult to express your deeper thoughts and feelings verbally. It is much more natural for you to express your deeper thoughts in writing. A lack of positivity and confidence is a source of difficulty in making decisions in business dealings. You are easily offended, and can suffer with moods of depression. You want the best, but lack the confidence and aggressiveness to materialize your desires. Procrastination is a weakness, for so often you are inclined to avoid issues and to leave things undone until the last moment when you are forced to take action. You are inclined to indulge in rich foods that lack proper nourishment. This name creates weaknesses in the heart, the respiratory organs, or the kidneys."*Nods sympathetically* I SO feel your pain. An idealist, sensitive, yearning for the finer things in life. That lack of positivity and aggressiveness must also be the reason why he's still not a System Lord. Ahem. Quite.
I was listening to Kick and suddenly had to start laughing during Never Tear Us Apart. It's one of my all-time fave songs but suddenly it gained new meaning and I haven't been able to listen to it quite the same ever since. Although it was actually Devil Inside that started the whole thing...
"Here come the woman with the look in her eye
Raised on leather with flesh on her mind
Words as weapons sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half die Other half die
Makes you wonder
Here come the man with the look in his eye
Fed on nothing but full of pride
Look at them go look at them kick
Makes you wonder how the other half live
The Devil inside the devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside
Here come the world with the look in its eye
Future uncertain but certainly slight
Look at the faces listen to the bells
It's hard to believe we need a place called hell
A place called hell
The devil inside the devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside
Here comes the woman with the look in her eye
She's raised on leather with flesh on her mind
Words are weapons sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half die
The devil inside the devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside"
© 1987 INXS
Well, that's fairly self-explanatory too if you ask me. I was standing, two worlds collided and they could never tear the host and the symbiote apart again. :P Likewise, "We could live for a thousand years", very easily. Goa'uld also seem to be capable of flying when they're after a host, do a little spurt, possibly aided by those tiny flappy wing-like things on the side of the head. "We're shining through" refers to the glowing eyes naturally. So now the damn ballad makes me giggle, dammit!
Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = falafel j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = chim-chim u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = buns f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = toes j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = lips r = tush s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice
