FILM MY NAKED ASS
Welcome to Film My Naked Ass, where you will not find any naked asses or the chance to film them. I've got a little bit more dignity than that, and I'm not really sure you'd wanna see my ass if you had the chance. To those expecting porn, sorry...pervert. To those who clicked the wrong button, sorry...dumbass. To those who vote republican...fuck off. All others, enjoy your stay-Phobos Black.
LUNADOLL [0017] Phobos Black
Here's a Link to someone much prettier than me...send her an e-mail, and tell her to write some shit...
I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE WHO STEPS UP IN FRONT OF ME [0016] Phobos Black
Lately...I find out that more and more people like to talk shit behind my back. If I actually have any readers out there, this isn't really for you if you don't associate with me outside of the net...so I apologize. Ok...where was I...if you don't like me, don't associate with me. Don't tell my close friends that you hate me, because they don't, and it just annoys them. If you hate me so badly...bring it the fuck on. I don't like fighting, but goddamn it...I'm sick of weak people's shit. If I'm not afraid to slit my own wrist, what makes you think I'm afraid of you punching me, you fucks...
HOW YOU GONNA LIVE WHEN YOU'RE IN THE FOG? [0015] Phobos Black
Shit...I'm bleeding again...fuck.
I'M BACK! [0014] Phobos Black
After an entire wipe of my hard drive and the newly installed DSL, I'm finally back and faster than ever. I can pirate a song in like 50 seconds! To my critics of song choice...fuck you, I like A-Ha...
TO WHOM IT MAY NOT CONCERN [0013] Phobos Black
Go ahead and Rejoin the callow swarms of mechanical flies, You weren't meant fOr greater thiNgs...
MY BACK HURTS [0012] Cirrus White
Sometimes I wish I were a invertebrate named Jello Boy.
PROSTITUTES ASK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S BOOTS [0011] Phobos Black
Hey, the title rhymes...cool. Yesterday a streetwalker asked my girlfriend where she got her boots with the 4 inch heels, and then said she could use something like that... I'm not making assumption's about the lady's profession, she flat out told us. Does this mean my girlfriend dresses like a hooker, that a hooker dresses like my girlfriend, that my girlfriend and the hooker both draw from glam/punk/goth/disco/grunge fashion, or that I have a q-tip in my ear and none of this makes sense to anyone but me?
Which makes me wonder? Is is really the boots that would make you pick one hooker over the other?
SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE [0010] Phobos Black
Cutting yourself and hoping the shock will kill you is a sad way to go. Mostly because it doesn't work and you just end up with pills and counselors and shit. Then again, who knows, maybe it did work, maybe death wasn't the desired result. I wish my room was padded...
NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9... [0009] Phobos Black
I took some pills today to cure a stomachache. the instructions didn't say it would relieve a stomachache, but it did say it would relieve menstrual pain. I don't have menstrual pain, or a uterus, but I figure that the pills won't figure that out until they get down there, expecting to save some poor pained uterus, only to find a stomach, and feeling sympathy, will go ahead and help the stomach out...I hope it works...
I NEED A COAT [0008] Phobos Black
It's cold in this town, and the only protection from the weather I have is fishnet... Someone e-mail me a coat. please....
...wait a minute...
DIGITAL [0007] Phobos Black
Changed the picture above, that's my ugly face above. Today is a good day for this site. I just remembered the password after months of drawing a total blank...
HAPPY [0006] Phobos Black
Nothing much to say...good day. We're going to pick a day without exciting real life stuff to do updates. Bye...
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT ON MY ISLAND IN THE SUN [0005] Phobos Black
I've been downloading Tool and Weezer. Weird combination. I've been working my ass of uploading pictures off my computer for use on this site, but haven't gotten the pages ready yet, so I have nothing to show for it yet. By tommorrow we should have more than this going. And the novelty of my title is wearing off...oh well...I made it at 3:00 in the morning though, so it should be excusable. So coming soon:
Also, I've got a "story" I wrote a while ago I'm going to post. I think at least someone out there will find it interesting.
GREETINGS [0004] Phobos Black
Ok, so the first couple posts are an attempt to get used to the HTML and shit like that. I do like chocolate milk, but don't really feel the need to tell my 3 readers in an entire post. Well, let me see, where to start? I used to write for Spit's site, but wanted to do something on my own. The concept is the same, but I wanted to branch off. Consider this a...sister site of sorts. Anyone who actually stumbles upon this, feel free to write me and let me know how much I suck. Also, I would like to put up quite a few guest posts, so feel free to send submissions. I promise I will put them up if I like them. Actually, even if I don't, they'll end up on here, but make sure you're ready for hate mail, because I am not taking any of it. This shit is heavily under construction, and probably won't look anything like this by the time I am done. Wish me luck on all this crap.
THE GREAT BEAST [0003] Phobos Black
Here's a really big |666| for no real reason. You'll be seeing a lot of these here. Get used to it.
CLAIRE'S NOSE CIGARETTES [0002] Phobos Black
I like to stick Claire's cigarettes up my nose and then watch her smoke them later.
CHOCOLATE MILK [0001] Phobos Black
I like Chocolate Milk.