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Kind, Noble, Attractive, and May I Say Dreamy Eyed, Recipient of this
Invitation,
Right now, you have just been hooked by the flattering
greeting and are now subconciously lured by this
fancy italicized font. Furthermore, I must continue to keep your
attention by offering something of greater value to you than
flattering statements and fancy font. By the
way, you're beautiful. What I extend is an invitation
to Katrina and Aaron's Birthday Party. The Lure you ask? Lots o' booze.
Oh, I've got you now. Like putty in my hands. The event will consume
your body and mind and possibly impair your every judgement; if you're
lucky. Proceed further to knowledge yourself of this spectacular event.
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WHEN, WHERE, AND WHAT YOU
NEED?
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When: November 18th
(Saturday).
You're arrival is welcome any time after 3pm. This will be an
over-nighter obviously, so be prepared to stay. The following morning,
we are
to evacuate the facility by 11am sharp!
Where: in an abandonded school bus. And don't bring any boose,
'cause the bum we're sharing the bus with will get disgruntled over it.
But after that, it's smooth sailing to a three story beach house on the
out-skirts of Lincoln City; more specifically Beneden Beach. Just a 5
minute walk from the shore, and more importantly, a mere mile from a
Muchas Gracias.
What you need to bring:
Just bring your personal
amenities like hygeine. Potty stuff is provided and showers are
available. Don't forget phone chargers. Sleeping arrangements will be
made best as possible, as there are multiple beds and plenty of
creative sleeping nooks and sleeping crannies ("not it" on the
crannies). But just in case, I would recommend bringing a sleeping bag
or blankets.
Most importantly, the boose. It will be provided by yours truly. I wish
to have a little bit of everything for everyone, so if you have a
request, let's hear it sooner than later. You are welcome to bring mroe
as well, duh.
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GIFT IDEAS
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Money to
help cover the costs would be much appreciated. I will not be offended
if I'm not given a wacky or creative gift. If you can't think of
anything, cash will be pleasantly accepted. Thank you.
As for Katrina, an alloted time will be dedicated specifically to
showering her with gifts. Female prostitues are her #1 request. Her
second request is a water hat, whatever that means.
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Carpooling:
Carpooling is highly recommended. My preference is the fewer the cars
the better, 'cause parking is tight.
From Salem and Portland:
Note to people around Clackamas: it will
take approx 2 1/2 hours to get here.
- Take I-5 South towards
Salem, exit Salem Parkway
- Follow the signs that
read "Ocean Beaches - Highway 22"
- Turn right onto Highway
22 (you will cross over a bridge) - stay in the left lane
- Stay on Highway 22 approx
20 miles to Highway 18 to Lincoln City
- Take Highway 18 West to
101 South
- Stay on 101 South through
Lincoln City, going an additional 5 miles south
- Two miles south of
Salishan Lodge, the highway divides into two lanes; immediately get
into the right hand lane
- Turn right at the next
street, Ocean View Street
- Once onto Ocean View
Street, take the first left onto Bella Beach Drive
- Continue around the front
of the Park houses
- The cottage is on the
left, 286 Bella Beach Drive
From Eugene
and Corvallis:
Note to people of OSU and UofO: it will take approx the same amount of
time of travel as it would to go to Clackamas.
- Take 101 North through
Depoe Bay
- After Depoe Bay, be in
the left lane
- 1/2 way between Depoe Bay
and Lincoln City you will see Ocean View Road. You cannot turn left
onto Ocean View Road going north, but 100 yards past Ocean View Road
you can make a u-turn. Make sure you are in the left lane, as the
u-turn immediately follows Ocean View Road.
- After the u-turn, you
will be heading South, immediately turn right onto Ocean View Street
- Once onto Ocean View
Street, take the first left onto Bella Beach Drive
- Continue around the front
of the Park houses
- The cottage is on the
left, 286 Bella Beach Drive
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