To get my award is not a hard task
Your e-mail and URL is almost all that I ask
To get my award your site should be fun
Have lots of cool stuff not just links by the ton
Though your topics may vary please keep it clean
It's all in good taste I'm not being mean
You can be a Disney freak or just a Herc fan
I'll scope out your page as quick as I can
Send a description of the things that you have there
And I'll send you my prize to post anywhere
Just link it back home to my swinging site
Don't steal my award or there will be a fight
So my mortal friends what do you say?
Try for my prize and brighten your day!
Oh yeah!