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::The sounds of a Dixie Land band echoed joyously through the mid-summer night air in southern Louisiana and a large crowd of people were gathered to hear the band play on the stage set up in the middle of a grassy field. Perched up in a near-by tree, Hermes snapped his fingers along with the beat, a huge grin spread across his face. "Oh yeah, like, swing it daddy-o!" he cried and suddenly flew out of the tree, hovering in place for a moment trying to decide how close he could get to the band without being seen.

He actually found this concert by accident for when he finished his eating and exploring the city, the blue deity took off and headed south in search of a good, quiet, peaceful place to relax. Loving the huge river that ran along the whole course of the country north to south was exactly where he headed knowing it would give him much comfort. Seeing the river all full of boats and pollution made him sick for oil slicks did not look good on a muddy river or any other one for that matter, but still, he was near water and that was fine with him.

Hermes flew to a near-by field and made an oak tree his temporary sanctuary so he could sleep off some of the dinner he ate earlier, but his sleep didn't last long when he heard the sounds of a band tuning up. Sitting up and hearing music, a smile crossed Hermes' lips and he knew he just had to stay here now to hear the band play. All of the instruments were foreign to him, but he recognized them from the book in Belit's office. Some even looked like just updated versions of instrumens of his time and though they only played a few chords here and there to warm up, Hermes was definately interested in hearing more and couldn't wait for the show to begin.

When dusk arrived so with it crowds of people and when they stopped coming the band began to play and Hermes knew it was best to stay out of sight and just to enjoy the music from his oak tree hide-away. Now that he was listening for a few hours, the little God couldn't contain his excitement anymore. The music was so new and fresh to him and certainly sounded much better then those dulls-ville lyres and flutes from his days. He felt he had to get involved in this music somehow and didn't worry about getting seen, he just had to play!

At first that drive wasn't there, but after a few sets a large set of keyboards was brought out as well as a few electric guitars and that's when Hermes really got lost in the sounds. He just had to try these new fangled keyboards! With a shrug and a cheerful laugh, the little messenger crooked his Caduceus against his arm and flew swiftly to the stage and around behind it so he could land. Making sure no-one was looking, Hermes alighted on the wood plankings of the stage and casually leaned his golden staff on his left shoulder. Musicians are a different breed of people and he was going to try his luck and just waltz out to the band members and ask if he can join with them for a session. Since he was a kindred spirit, he felt there shouldn't be any trouble.

Walking with confidence past the stage crew, Hermes made his way to the stage and stood in plain view of the band. The bass player was the first to notice the pale blue form standing about five feet from him and soon after the rest of the group stopped their playing and just gaped. Hermes grinned and nodded to the keyboards, "Like, hey cats, mind if I jam with you?"

Much to his surprise, the bassist seemed to recognize him. "Wow, it would be an honour! Man, this is too much. I heard you were in town, but I never thought you'd actually come to see us play."

Hermes blinked behind his purple lensed glasses. They heard I was in town? he thought. Too odd, but he wasn't about to question it for they accepted him and were happy to see him and that was good enough. It must have been his flying around that frightened the people he saw the other day in England. With dragons and other winged creatures being snuffed out of mortal thoughts, it was no wonder people were afraid of his flying. So, if he wanted to get anywhere down here he knew he had to walk on mortal ground...and like it.

The bass guitar player stepped to him and dropped an arm around his shoulders. Hermes flinched from being touched, but took it all in good stride and smiled his best. The man jabbered to the crowd about always wanting to meet this guy and how he's the best keyboard player around and that made Hermes cheeks turn purple. The mortal then laughed and smiled down at the little messenger. "Hey, one thing, though. What's up with the get up? I mean, why are you blue?"

Confusion registered in Hermes' eyes, I thought this cat knew me, he wondered. He was going to question him about that, but wasn't sure how the people that didn't know him would react if he said he was a God from Olympus, so thinking fast, he simply replied. "Ah, like, if you wanna play the blues you gotta be blue, dig it!"

That comment got rousing cheers and applauds from the audience and even the band memebers appreciated that bit of advice, odd as it was. Smiling more seeing he did right, Hermes confidently strode to the keyboards he grew smitten with when he first saw them and nodded to their player. "Take five, man," he quipped and handed him his staff. The mortal nodded happily and slightly bowed allowing Hermes full control of the keyboards.

Now Hermes was happy and in his element. Wiggling his long blue fingers to get warmed up, he looked over the instrument and noted that it really wasn't much different then the ones he had up on Olympus in his time. "Oh yeah!" he laughed and quickly belted out a few notes to get used to this new, but familiar instrument. He stopped and thought for a moment and remembered a sad, but jazzy song he wrote centuries ago and immediately began to play it. The band listened on in respectful awe before they began to get the mood and beat and accompanied him making the little God feel elated for the first time he got stuck in this nutty world.

This was also the first time he's ever had a band join him and play like this. Normally, his accompaniment would be just once a year when the New Year came around and the Olympians celebrated. His jamming at that party always was joined by stringed instruments and horns, but it was almost all chaotic, except for his playing. Right now was pure heaven for the blue musician and he couldn't stop grinning and the more happy he became, the better his music got and it took all he had to not fly up and hover in front of the instrument like he normally does when playing.

He lapsed from blues, to swing, to just plain upbeat much to the crowd's and band's delight. After playing for what seemed like hours, the little Messenger God ended his playing, receiving thunderous applause from the crowd. The bassit yelled something joyously to them, but Hermes couldn't hear what he was saying from all the clapping.

The original keyboardist patted Hermes on his thin blue shoulders and handed him back the Caduceus he held. "Great performance, man," he said with a smile making Hermes all the more pleased. It felt great to play for such an appreciative audience. Even though his wife and friends enjoyed his music, this was something way different feeling.

Not wanting to completely hog the limelight, Hermes stepped away from the keyboards getting ready to leave, but was immediately snatched by the bassit and shoved to the front of the stage. "Isn't this one swinging cat?" he cried into the microphone making the crowd yell their agreement. "Say something to your fans, man," he said to Hermes and pushed the strange object he spoke to in Hermes' face.

The little messenger frowned as he was unsure of what to say, "Uhhh...like, this is one oh-so-happening place and I can't thank these babes enough for giving me the chance to play on their fabulous keyboards. Eh, like, you're all the most!" He shrugged knowing how lame that sounded, but regardless, he got more applause and yet another hearty pat on the back from the bass player.

"Hey, if you aren't doing anything after the show, how would you like coming to a band party? We're going to have lots of fun and music. It would be an honour to have you join us," the musician offered.

Hermes' eyes widened behind his purple lensed glasses and he twisted his Caduceus between the fingers of his left hand pondering the invite. At first he was going to say no, but the mention of food got him to change his mind. He was very hungry again and maybe they would have keyboards at the party and he could play more music. Nodding his head, he agreed to join the band at the party and that got him yet another pounding on his back. Man, mortals are sure touchy these days, he thought to himself, giving the man a cheesy grin.

The band began to play their last songs for the night while Hermes just stood off to the side of the stage clicking his fingers to the beat. His thoughts drifted for a moment and he wondered why Zeus would tell him to keep from sight down here. Mortals were nutty in his opinion and things sure have changed in these last thousand or so years, but this band and their admirers sure knew a God when they saw one and knew how to show proper respect. The touching had to stop, though. Hermes hated being touched by anyone other then his wife, but he didn't want to seem rude in front of these people that accepted him.

When the show was finally over with, Hermes and the rest of the band headed to a large tour bus. The little god stood in front of it, his knees locked, unsure of what the thing was. It snarled from the sides and seemed to vibrate as if it were alive. He read about things like this in Belit's transportation book, but this was the first time he saw something like this in person. He didn't think these things were so huge and menacing! He soon felt a hand clasp his shoulder and he jumped out of his thoughts. "Hey, come on, don't tell me you're having second thoughts about joining us?" the bassist questioned with a worried look in his eyes that Hermes was going to leave.

Hermes shook his head slowly and gave the man a crooked grin, "Eh, like, no, just wondering why your vehicle is so small."

The man blinked and laughed loudly, giving Hermes a pat on the winged helmet, "You're too funny you know that? Come on, let's go." He then climbed up the stairs and disappeared into the bus. Hermes cocked his head and cautiously copied the man's actions and followed him. Normally he wasn't so trusting of humans, but with the reaction he got while on stage with the band showed him he was accepted and well liked and he felt no harm in hanging out with fellow musicians anyways.

Once in the bus, Hermes looked around amazed at how large this thing really was and how many people were crammed inside. The bassist made his way to him and smiled broadly. "You know, I almost forgot to tell you my name. I'm Bret and like I said before, it's an honour to finally meet you," he then reached forward and grabbed Hermes' hand and shook it. The little god winced from the clutzy hand-shaking, and smiled as best as he could. He was just about to state his pleasure in meeting him when Bret suddenly pulled him to an empty seat and shoved him in it.

Hermes frowned at the abrupt action, but the man was obviously too happy and caught up with things to notice how rough he was being to the little god. Suddenly, the bus shuddered and began to slowly pull out of the parking lot. Hermes' eyes widened behind his glasses and he turned his head towards the window and saw they were moving. Now he understood why Bret pushed him into the chair. This great metal vehicle of theirs moved quick!

Hermes sat up as straight and as tall as he could to watch the streets whizzing by, but it was dark out and he really couldn't see much of anything other then the glare of lights from the inside of the bus reflecting on the windows which was perhaps a good thing for he did not like this trip at all. Soon the bus came to a halt much to Hermes' joy. The loud talking and noise on the bus was starting to give him a slight headache and he was anxious to leave it. Bret, who was seated next to Hermes the whole duration of the bus ride, finally spoke to the little messenger. "Ok, now it's time for some fun!" he cried and stood up.

Hermes did the same and twirled his Caduceus between his fingers eager to get outside and out of this smokey bus. So many humans were smoking cigarettes it was pathetic and the air made him cough. A few times he was offered a smoke or a can of some pungent smelling ale, but each time he politely refused. Buncha nuts, he grumbled to himself as he finally was given the chance to exit the bus and step out into the clean air, if you could call it that.

Outside, the bus smelled of some sort of fumes that made Hermes' eyes water. He turned and glared at the silver beast when he noticed something was imprinted on the tire which really caught his interest. Reaching forward, Hermes was about to touch it when once more the heavy hand of Bret was on his shoulder. "Come on, man. The party's this way!" he exclaimed excitedly and dragged a reluctant Hermes away from the bus and towards a building that was already loud with music and people's voices.

Once inside Hermes was taken aback by how many people were here already and how loud the music was. He sniffed the air and besides the same stench of ale and cigarettes he also smelled food. His mouth watered and he scanned the crowded room in search of the delicious aroma. Spotting the buffet, the messenger hastily walked to it, grabbed a plate, and immediately began piling on the food.

When he grabbed all that caught his eye he looked around and frowned seeing there were no tables to set his plate on let alone a chair to sit. "Isn't that too nutty," he grumbled and suddenly wished he could fly up and land on a wine cabinet near by. He watched the other people to see how they were managing eating and standing up and noted they did just fine so he copied them.

As he ate the various sliced meats and cheeses a few people came up to him, introduced themselves, then commented on how glad they are to meet him. A few asked who did his make-up and where did the outfit come from, but most asked why on Earth he was dressed the way he was. Hermes really didn't know how to answer that for if people knew who he was they shouldn't be asking him why he's blue and why he's wearing a toga. Basically, he just shrugged it off and used the comment he made at the concert about "the blues" and that seemed to work just fine.

Finishing his plate, the little god pushed his way to the wine cabinet and grabbed a fresh bottle of red wine. He reached for a glass and poured himself a drink of the liquid and was about to put the goblet to his lips when he felt a touch on his back. However, this wasn't the heavy hand of Bret, it was soft and dainty and belonged to a woman. Hermes swallowed hard and turned around to discover a tall shapely woman standing before him with a red low-cut dress. He backed up to get her hand off of him and he did his best to smile, "Eh, like, hello to you, babe," he said nervously and took a sip of his wine.

The woman smiled warmly at him. "Hi, my name is Marlana. It's so good to finally meet you. I've been a fan of yours for years now. You are so talented and your music simply rocks."

"Aww, thanks babe," he replied and not thinking, he waved his hand and produced a pink rose and handed it to her.

Marlana gasped softly and took the flower from him and smelled it. "Amazing! I had no idea you were a magician. Thank you so much, that is awfully sweet of you."

Hermes looked at her, but held his smart comment to himself and took a casual sip of his wine wishing that she would go away. She didn't, however, and began to make small conversation with him by asking the normal "Who did your make-up?" questions everyone else in her has been asking. She then lapsed on to his music and bandleading on something called television. He was about to ask her what that was when she commented that she felt someone named David was quite a bore and shouldn't be allowed hosting a show she felt Hermes should be.

"Who in Zeus' name is David?" he interrupted and glared at the talkative women from behind his glasses. She just wouldn't shut-up and was making him quite nervous with her comments and her constantly trying to reach out to touch him.

Marlana looked at him then burst out laughing. "Oh, you are a riot! Who's David indeed." She continued to laugh and shake her head only making Hermes all the more aggitated and he looked for a way to get out of here without using his wings. He stepped lightly to the side, but stopped dead in his tracks as Marlana put her hand softly under his chin and tilted his head up to look at her. "You are a cute one, you know that? Why don't you stop by my place after the party and give me a private keyboard lesson?"

Hermes frowned and trembled from being so close to her, but still he kept his cool. "L-like, I'm very happily married, babe, and I'm very loyal." He then pulled his head back and stepped from her again sensing this was the type of mortal that wasn't going to take no for an answer.

"Awww...come on, it's only for a few hours. I'm sure your wife doesn't even care where you go or what you do. Anyways, I won't tell if you won't." She then reached for him again and that was when Hermes decided he's had enough of her and of this nutty party and it's grabby, spacey mortals.

The little messenger flew up into the air out of her reach and held his Caduceus tightly with both hands, glaring down at her. "Listen, you nut, I told you I'm married! What part of that don't you understand?"

The whole room grew quiet and all eyes were upon the short blue Messenger God hovering about ten feet in the air. Marlana just looked up at him in stunned silence making Hermes smirk. It's about time she shut-up! Taking a deep breath to try and calm his aggitation, Hermes calmly commented to the band, "Babes, I appreciate your inviting me to this swinging place, but I don't dig grabby chicks, especially ones that won't listen to me when I say I'm faithfully married." He shot a glare to Marlana and continued, "Thanks for letting me jam with you, too. Good luck in all you do and next time, try to have a little more respect for any Gods or Goddesses you may meet in the future, they might not be as easy going as me, dig it."

He then touched his fingers to his winged helmet and swiftly flew out of the room and out an open door leading outside leaving a trail of sparkles behind him as well as a room full of people that were stunned into silence wondering what that was all about and how their small blue guest managed to levitate and fly away like he did. Once outside, Hermes flew hastily to the bus that brought him here and hovered near the side of it to hide and to take gulps of fresh air to rid his lungs of the stench of cigarettes that he could taste and which seemed to cling to his entire body.

When he felt a little better he glanced down at the bus' tires remembering the imprint he saw there a few hours ago. Reluctantly, he landed and bent over slightly to get a better look at the white raised marking on the otherwise black tire. Reaching out he traced the image of a winged boot and had to chuckle in spite of himself. "Isn't that too nutty? These cats have some kind of respect for me after all."

He smiled and flew up and back to get a better look at the image then reached down with his Caduceus to tap at the tire with the winged edge. However, his Caduceus has some very sharp points and without meaning it the tip of the wing punctured the tire as if it were made out of paper. Air began to escape from it, hissing loudly. Hermes yanked his staff from the tire and flew back in surprise not realizing that these things were alive.

"Ah, sorry about that," he called out to the sputtering thing before turning and flying out of the area as quickly as he could. As he got farther from the noisy gathering and bright lights of the area, Hermes noticed that he still smelled of the foul odors from the party. He shook his head distastefully and flew farther south to where the muddy river emptied into a gulf and then veered east to land on a sandy, very secluded shore.

Stabbing his Caduceus into the sand and placing his winged helmet on top of it, Hermes made his way to the sea and sat down in the shallows and began to splash the cold water over his body and clothes in hopes to rid the horrible scents. The water felt good, but it wasn't doing the full job on his toga as he had hoped. Reaching down and grabbing the bottom hem, Hermes pulled the greyish-blue fabric over his head and swirled it around in the water. He then waded to shore and rubbed the toga on the sandy ground before rinsing it again. He repeated the actions over and over until he was certain the smell wasn't going to be there once his toga dried.

The little messenger flew to where his helmet and staff were and he draped his toga over them then pulled off his winged boots and walked back to the water's edge to clean them as well. Leaving the boots near the shore, Hermes stepped back into the water and dove down underneath its black coolness. As he resurfaced, he felt his thin body shiver, but he had to get rid of the foul scents he picked up from the party, especially the perfume that grabby woman wore. Her scent seemed to cling on his shoulder and chin where she was touching him and Hermes couldn't scrub those areas hard enough.

He cursed himself for letting a woman get that close to him, but at the same time it really couldn't be helped in the confines he was in. "There won't be a next time," he muttered angrily to himself as he ran a hand through his dark blue hair. He continued to clean himself for a few minutes more before he finally headed back to the beach, scooping up his winged boots along the way.

Plopping down in the sand next to his other belongings, the little deity lay on his side and pulled his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them. He was cold and longed for a warm, comforting fire, but he knew that it would attract unwanted attention in this day and age and he couldn't risk it. When his body finally stopped shaking, Hermes turned over onto his back and gazed up at the millions of stars that dotted the skies. At least that hasn't been changed or ruined, he thought as he yawned widely.

His thoughts then drifted to his own times and how he and Megara enjoyed laying on the beach or in a field to gaze up at the stars above. How he longed for her to be with him now, her arms wrapped around him keeping him warm and content. Another yawn escaped him and his eyes grew heavy with sleep and Hermes was more then happy to let it come to him after long last. Yawning for a third and final time, Hermes rested his head on his arm and draped the other over his bare chest. In the morning he would head back to Greece and down into the Underworld to see if Zeus was around with any news, but if he was not, at least Hermes now had some recreation on Earth to keep him busy until he was finally blessed in going home to his own time.::


Chapter Eleven