That's How the Story Goes.
When Athens was barely a dot on the map
On the edge of a new frontier
Destiny called on a dapper young cat
With a battle that made his career.
He was buff
He was tough
He was armed to the teeth
Bent on fearlessly frying his foes
Packin' plenty of punch in his thunderbolt sheath
Yeah..That's how the story goes.
mmmmmm....
A terrible Titan stepped onto the scene
Tryin' to carve out a niche of his own.
His brutal attackin' sent everyone packin'
And Zeus had to face him alone.
Smelled like limburger cheese
He was covered with fleas
From his rattlesnake knees to his nose.
He could topple Olympus with one little sneeze
Yeah...That's how the story goes.
aaahhh...
Now Zeus didn't worry
He let loose a flurry
That left Typhon buried and crushed.
And so it was written
That Titan was smitten
He'd finally bitten the dust...ha-ha
The beast had been blown by one god on his own
While striking this masterful pose
And a legend was born on that fateful morn
Yeah...That's how the story goes
Yes, that's how the story goes
Ha-ha!